my friends (who are not cats)

Metal novice Number of posts : 49 Age : 41

you, sitting in your chair. i have something i wish to tell you. i am not in a retirement home. but if i was, i wouldn't have a bookshelf in my room. why? that's where ghosts like to hang out. duh, why didn't you think of that?
ADVICE: if you find yourself face to face with a ghost here is what to do. and you should listen to me because krail is very smart. rub a potato on yourself.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Sounds good. I'll get right one it. Let me just finish constructing my tin-foil hat.

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

Uhhhhh....yeahhhhh, okaaaaaayyyyyyy.... (exits slowly)

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4201 Age : 39

disagree... in case of diabetes, do not rub said potato on your person, but instead, duct-tape the grilled cheese sandwich to your central chakra, and DENY the malevolent spirit entry into your circle. remember, as with women, they cannot enter your home and eat your soul unless you let them.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:: disagree... in case of diabetes, do not rub said potato on your person, but instead, duct-tape the grilled cheese sandwich to your central chakra, and DENY the malevolent spirit entry into your circle. remember, as with women, they cannot enter your home and eat your soul unless you let them.

That clears everything up. Thanks so much!

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1268 Age : 57

well, this IS the "Of Unsound Mind" forum so what did we expect? insane

$\'arry \'eadbanger$

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

stepcousin wrote:: well, this IS the "Of Unsound Mind" forum so what did we expect? $\'arry \'eadbanger$

you got that right....

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my friends (who are not cats) The_ki10

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

exact33 wrote:

stepcousin wrote:: well, this IS the "Of Unsound Mind" forum so what did we expect? $\'arry \'eadbanger$

you got that right....

SAYS THE GUY WITH THE KING COSTUME....

Metal Wanker Number of posts : 6039 Age : 56

And someone let him be a mod. my friends (who are not cats) 927150

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49

It's not that he is not able to play his cards right, he's just missing 50 cards to have a full deck....

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my friends (who are not cats) Metal_metropolis_logo2

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

I always thought ghosts hung out on cradenza. Suspect

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

You have friends who are not cats???

What the hell is wrong with you?

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"The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

T-Roy wrote:

exact33 wrote:

stepcousin wrote:: well, this IS the "Of Unsound Mind" forum so what did we expect? $\'arry \'eadbanger$

you got that right....

SAYS THE GUY WITH THE KING COSTUME....

you got a problem with a beloved institution like TheKing? You are weirder than I first thought!!!

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my friends (who are not cats) The_ki10

Metal graduate Number of posts : 255 Age : 68

tohostudios wrote:: You have friends who are not cats???

What the hell is wrong with you?

....yeah.. lol!

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 26657 Age : 55

tohostudios wrote:: You have friends who are not cats???

What the hell is wrong with you?

His cats are imaginary friends too.

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

nevermore wrote:

tohostudios wrote:: You have friends who are not cats???

What the hell is wrong with you?

His cats are imaginary friends too.

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my friends (who are not cats) The_ki10

Metal novice Number of posts : 49 Age : 41

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:: disagree... in case of diabetes, do not rub said potato on your person, but instead, duct-tape the grilled cheese sandwich to your central chakra, and DENY the malevolent spirit entry into your circle. remember, as with women, they cannot enter your home and eat your soul unless you let them.

...huh? i believe the central chakra is your penis. duh, why didn't you think of that?

i really like cats. as a paste...