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Fat Freddy wrote:

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I was disappointed that the Ramones got the bum's rush in their historical significance of that place.

I had to admit tho, the guys playing the Ramones were pretty convincing look-alikes....especially when they started fighting while on stage, haha.

Yea, they got that part right!

New one:
My most-viewed HubPage piece of 2014 was my article about "Sharknado 2" and other upcoming low budget Shark movies...so I figured what the hell, let's see if lightning can strike twice. Thus, here's my preview of the 2015 Shark Movie season, starting -- of course -- with "Sharknado 3."


http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/Shark-Movie-Mania-2015-Sharknado-3-Megashark-vs-Kolossus-and-More

I can't get into those, couldn't make it all the way through the first one. I enjoy a cheesy movie but it bored me.

I thought the first two were pretty decent. Nothing groundbreaking but a nice time killer. I'll have to catch the third one sooner or later.

The second Sharknado is the one to see. The first one was so-bad-it-was-good, but the second just took the whole thing to the next level. They were like "Yeah, we know, this whole concept is frickin retarded. Who cares? Let's have some fun!"

The night that premiered was like Super Bowl Sunday at my house, haha. We popped a sh*t load of popcorn, let the kids stay up late to watch it with us, and we all laughed like hell all the way thru it. I sincerely doubt "3" will be able to top it but I'll still watch it like a good little nerd.

Maybe if i'm in the right mood i'll check out 2.

New post about the recent developments in the Twisted Sister camp:


http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/Twisted-Sister-Call-it-a-Career-1976-2016

Kind of surprised they have hung around this long.

Nice write-up as usual. Sad to see all the old-guard call it a day, or worse yet, passing on. Nothing we can do about though. On another note...

I know you have nothing to do with the ads on your site, but WTF is this nightmare fuel?


Join now? And what, become a soul-less, eye-less Japanese love doll? Clicking on that ad will either suck you into an endless void or cause a small girl to emerge from your monitor and eat you face off.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Nice write-up as usual. Sad to see all the old-guard call it a day, or worse yet, passing on. Nothing we can do about though. On another note...

I know you have nothing to do with the ads on your site, but WTF is this nightmare fuel?


Join now? And what, become a soul-less, eye-less Japanese love doll? Clicking on that ad will either suck you into an endless void or cause a small girl to emerge from your monitor and eat you face off.

I've never seen that one, but then I rarely pay attention to the ads they put on my pages anyway, they change constantly. Last time I looked, there seemed to be a lot of 'em for some no-name "Warcraft" style online video game... and occasionally I'll see one for a site that sells plus-size lingerie, which is a little weird ... although now that I think about it, that one would be very appropriate for the Twisted Sister page!

Are all the people in the IMVU stuff zombies?

Dark Horseman wrote:

Are all the people in the IMVU stuff zombies?

Tell ya what, why don't you click on it and then you can tell us. I ain't touchin' that thing. Haha

No, i'm good. I'll just leave that one to the unknown I don't want to know.

I don't see any ads! I guess my adblocker must be working.

I dove back into the trashy movie bin for my latest HubPage. 1995's "Ice Cream Man" stars Clint Howard (Ron's B-Movie mainstay brother) and was directed by a guy who usually did porn films. How can you NOT want to see this?


http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/Great-Bad-Movies-ICE-CREAM-MAN-1995

Ha ! The only thing I remember about Ice Cream Man was the cover to the video box (Howard holding the cone topped by eyeballs). Never saw the movie though because like you, I figured it was not worth the time.

Oh and they probably got a porn director because no one else wanted to work on the film !

Back in my single, childless days, my friends and I would gather and watch some of the worst movies we could find at the video store. Under the influence of many beers and occasional weed, we would perform our own retarded version of Mystery Science 3000, supplying our own jokes and dialog. 'Ice Cream Man' was one such movie.

My only vague recollection of the movie is a scene where Clint stabs someone in the eye with a sugar cone. I think he attacks someone with an ice scream scoop too.

I miss those times.

I was also a fan of Tori Welles thespian abilities. Ahem.

Good news FF, there was a Kickstarter for an Ice Cream Man sequel, but the even better news is it failed:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1398019487/ice-cream-man-2

Witchfinder wrote:

Good news FF, there was a Kickstarter for an Ice Cream Man sequel, but the even better news is it failed:

Oh crap! I had no idea they tried to do a sequel. When I get a minute I'm gonna have to update my HubPage and mention it.

$4,000 and change raised towards a goal of $300K!!

Fat Freddy wrote:

$4,000 and change raised towards a goal of $300K!!

Damn ! Just missed it !

Just updated it! Thanks for the tip Witchy.

This is another oldie that I wrote for a different site a year or so ago, but I've brought it back to life with some tweakin' and re-structuring:

"When did the Halloween series jump the shark?"


http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/When-Did-the-Halloween-Film-Series-Start-to-Suck

New one... you'd think that putting Robert "Freddy Krueger" Englund and Jenna Jameson in a zombie comedy would be a laugh riot, right? You'd be wrong.



http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/Great-Bad-Movies-ZOMBIE-STRIPPERS-2008

I've surfed past this movie on late night cable (Skin-e-Max most likely) and didn't last more than 5 minutes or whenever the topless girls went off-screen. Kudos to you for sitting through it's entirety.