Acheiving Inner Piece for 2011

A piece of advice from a friend:

Achieving Inner piece to start your New Year off Right….
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, and the last bit of the tequila.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Well, his advice worked!

Cant go wrong with Dr Phil! Haha

I'd normally ignore anything Dr. Phil and his mustache have to say, but that there is sound advice.

That's the best advice I've ever heard from anyone, much less Dr. Phil!

id jump straight to the jokes about murder. i generally refer to dr phil as "dr full", as in full of... thats not to say he never says anything of value, but one can surely find more wholesome sources for ones consistent nourishment. as for this particular piece of advice, i think there can be a high level of satisfaction associated with the completion of semi-important efforts, but making it an absolute seems like hyperbole.