Rejected Childrens Books

Saw this on a local radio station website this morning,thought some of you would get a kick out of it.


http://www.foxrocks.com/cc-common/gallery/display.html?album_id=118258

LMAO @ "My Foot In Your Ass"

That's awesome!

I like the Hop On Pop one.

Misunderstood genius there.

LOL!!

Reminds me of a top list on a radio show (The John Boy and Billy Show), some of which were on that list. These weren't:

You Are Different And That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife, Robert
Disco Balls, Boy George, And You
Fun Four Letter Words To Know And Share
Curious George And The High Voltage Fence
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
The Pop Up Book Of Human Antatomy
Stangers Have The Best Candy
Whinning And Crying To Get Your Way
You Were An Accident
Things Rich Kids Have That You Never Will
The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
You're Nightmares Are Real
Eggs, Toilet Paper, And Your School
Why Can't Mr. Fork And Miss Electrical Outlet Be Friends
The Kid's Guide To Hitchhiking

And one I got from The Critic:

Horton Hears His Neighbors In Bed (a pop-up book)

Dad drinks because you cry . WTF? Jajaja. All of them are funny. But I don't think most of them could be be real books.

LOL!

DallasBlack wrote:

Reminds me of a top list on a radio show (The John Boy and Billy Show), some of which were on that list. These weren't:

You Are Different And That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife, Robert
Disco Balls, Boy George, And You
Fun Four Letter Words To Know And Share
Curious George And The High Voltage Fence
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
The Pop Up Book Of Human Antatomy
Stangers Have The Best Candy
Whinning And Crying To Get Your Way
You Were An Accident
Things Rich Kids Have That You Never Will
The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
You're Nightmares Are Real
Eggs, Toilet Paper, And Your School
Why Can't Mr. Fork And Miss Electrical Outlet Be Friends
The Kid's Guide To Hitchhiking

And one I got from The Critic:

Horton Hears His Neighbors In Bed (a pop-up book)

I remember seeing this list before. One I remember seeing that was not on the list above was Charles Manson Bedtime Stories.