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exact33
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PostSubject: Red Neck TGIF   Red Neck TGIF Icon_minitimeFri Apr 30, 2010 12:39 pm

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

"What?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!

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PostSubject: Re: Red Neck TGIF   Red Neck TGIF Icon_minitimeFri Apr 30, 2010 3:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Red Neck TGIF   Red Neck TGIF Icon_minitimeFri Apr 30, 2010 3:35 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Red Neck TGIF   Red Neck TGIF Icon_minitimeFri Apr 30, 2010 5:46 pm

You know someone has actually tried that.
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PostSubject: Re: Red Neck TGIF   Red Neck TGIF Icon_minitimeSat May 01, 2010 9:12 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Red Neck TGIF   Red Neck TGIF Icon_minitimeSat May 01, 2010 10:23 pm

In West Virginia, "Beer" is pronounced like "Bear", might be more effective that way. Laughing
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