The "Versus" Movie To End All "Versus" Movies

OK, so we've had "Freddy Vs. Jason," two "Alien Vs. Predators," "Alien Vs. Hunter," and of course seemingly dozens of "Godzilla Vs. (Your Name Here)" movies... but none, I say NONE of them could possibly match the awesomeness of this forthcoming Japanese film... ALIEN VS. NINJA.



Hype:
"Once upon a time in Japan, there was a band of great Ninja warriors led by Yamata called Iga Ninja. One day they witness a flash in the sky and a roaring giant ball of fire crashes into the distant forest. The warriors rush into the deep woods in an attempt to identify the mysterious fireball. There, instead of finding predictable enemies, they are stunned to face never-seen-before creatures with claws and fangs, the aliens! The hungry brutal aliens start to savage and feast on the Ninja warriors, leaving only a few to survive. Yamata and his warriors swear to avenge their comrades’ deaths and risk their lives to challenge the aliens. However, none of the Ninja weapons, neither their swords nor their throwing stars, has any affect on the alien warriors. Now the Japanese greatest Iga Ninja face the biggest challenge ever!"

Trailer (NOTE: Features Hot Asian Chick with Armored Boobs)


I am weeping tears of B-Movie joy here, folks. This is a MUST SEE!!!!

Why is the title of this thread "The"?

Figures, you changed it before my post was sent

The fine print says this is from the creator of Machine Girl. That explains the armored boobs. Apparently this dude has a cyborgboob fetish. Machine Girl had a Yakuza wife who could fire circular saw blades from her boobs.

tohostudios wrote:

Figures, you changed it before my post was sent

I dunno what happened with the thread title. I typed the whole thing out and when I saved it all that showed was "The" so I had to go back and fix it.

Must've been those dang Ninjas. They strike quickly and fade away like smoke.

tohostudios wrote:

The fine print says this is from the creator of Machine Girl. That explains the armored boobs. Apparently this dude has a cyborgboob fetish. Machine Girl had a Yakuza wife who could fire circular saw blades from her boobs.

Sounds like another winner.

"Cyborgboob" would be a great name for a band, by the way.

I'm doing some more digging on this one. It's from a new production company called "Sushi Typhoon".

tohostudios wrote:

I'm doing some more digging on this one. It's from a new production company called "Sushi Typhoon".

...which would ALSO make an excellent band name!!

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And though the film is still in post, Nikkatsu are showing a raw-footage promo reel here that features lots of blood, lots of action and, yes, lots of ninjas. If you're thinking Predator as filtered through Tokyo Gore Police, you're not far off.

Now I'm drooling.

tohostudios wrote:

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And though the film is still in post, Nikkatsu are showing a raw-footage promo reel here that features lots of blood, lots of action and, yes, lots of ninjas. If you're thinking Predator as filtered through Tokyo Gore Police, you're not far off.

Now I'm drooling.

Never seen "Tokyo Gore Police." If you're drooling, then I assume the above description is a good thing?

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Machine Girl had a Yakuza wife who could fire circular saw blades from her boobs.

Big deal. My wife's do that too. Plays hell wih her bras though.

The only downside to these new generation of lame b-movies is that the technology is getting better and easier to use so the CGI effects and editing are actually starting to look halfway decent.

That however, will never replace horrible storylines and terrible, wooden acting.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

The only downside to these new generation of lame b-movies is that the technology is getting better and easier to use so the CGI effects and editing are actually starting to look halfway decent.

Have you seen any of the SyFy Channel's recent batch of "Original Movies?" 99 times out of 100 the CGI doesn't even approach "halfway decent."

Tokyo Gore Police is probably the weirdest, over the top, gorefest I've ever seen.

And I've seen a ton of weird, over the top, gorefests.

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

The only downside to these new generation of lame b-movies is that the technology is getting better and easier to use so the CGI effects and editing are actually starting to look halfway decent.

Have you seen any of the SyFy Channel's recent batch of "Original Movies?" 99 times out of 100 the CGI doesn't even approach "halfway decent."

Touche.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Touche.

I saw several promos the other night for a forthcoming SyFy movie called "Mongolian Death Worm" (!) that looked positively epic.

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Touche.

I saw several promos the other night for a forthcoming SyFy movie called "Mongolian Death Worm" (!) that looked positively epic.

Their titles just get more and more ludicrous!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_Death_Worm

tohostudios wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Touche.

I saw several promos the other night for a forthcoming SyFy movie called "Mongolian Death Worm" (!) that looked positively epic.

Their titles just get more and more ludicrous!

Supposedly there really IS such a thing as a "Mongolian Death Worm," at least in local Mongolian legends. Sounds like total BS to me, but not to the guys who wrote this movie, obviously.

*EDIT* I see Toho has already beaten me to the Wikipedia punch.

See the previously posted link.

tohostudios wrote:

See the previously posted link.

Already edited my post. You too damn fast for me today Toho!!

So ... how long do you think it'll be before we see "Alien Vs. Ninja Vs. Hunter Vs. Freddy Vs. Predator Vs. Jason Vs. Mongolian Death Worm?"

Fat Freddy wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

See the previously posted link.

Already edited my post. You too damn fast for me today Toho!!

So ... how long do you think it'll be before we see "Alien Vs. Ninja Vs. Hunter Vs. Freddy Vs. Predator Vs. Jason Vs. Mongolian Death Worm?"

How and Freddy Vs Toho - Clash Of The Posters!!!!!

The worst "versus" title I've ever seen was something like "Blind Beast vs Killer Dwarf". Never have seen the actual film though.

Great thread! That Alien vs Ninja actually looks entertaining.

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Alien vs Ninja actually looks entertaining.

Of course. Hot Asian Chick w/Armored Boobs + Aliens = Awesomeness.