The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet...

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So I’ve been kind of smurfed up for the past few days and in pain. I had to take a couple of days off from work after a hospital visit where they told me I may have passed a small kidney stone. Thank goodness it wasn’t Appendicitis or a Hernia. They ran numerous tests and I’m sure I’m going to get a huge bill that will take me years to pay. Anyway, afterwards I had to swing by the evil empire (Wal Mart) and pick up some Aleve and I saw KISS M&Ms. I thought ‘Cool I can eat Gene Simmons face and s h i t him out. Then I saw the price of this bag of M&Ms. $6.00. Do you believe that s h i t? SIX-DOLLARS! for a bag of candy with KISS’ name on it. Not only that but there are four different bags to collect.

With that said, I have heard that this Sonic Boom album has sold almost 200k in it’s first week. I’m almost curious enough to buy it but more hateful enough to just download it just to hear it. Apparently KISS still has a shitload of fans (as if we didn’t know), and they’re all still dedicated enough to actually buy the album. I really respect that, even if they do love an over-rated band…that much.

I still think that Double Platinum is the only KISS record you’ll ever really need.

That sounds like something our dear old friend Eyesore would have written. I miss that little guy.

Me too. Someone tell him to get his butt back here.

SpectreFate wrote:

That sounds like something our dear old friend Eyesore would have written. I miss that little guy.

I know him. That dude is bad news. And he has a small penis.

So I've heard.

Six-Pack Thunder Dong wrote:

SpectreFate wrote:

That sounds like something our dear old friend Eyesore would have written. I miss that little guy.

I know him. That dude is bad news. And he has a small penis.

So I've heard.

I know Eyesore, and sir, YOU are no EYESORE! Good day to you.

I know Eyesore...and sadly, he does have a small penis. He said he dates midgets exclusively as their tiny hands make it look monstrous.

Another classic day at the HOM.

Well, that wasn't really much of a review. Just a bit of shallow rambling about Kiss. I did smile a little, though. Sounds like something that King God Space guy would have written, that annoying bastard.

Oh well, back to discussing Eyesore's penis...

This is the part that made me laugh:
I thought ‘Cool I can eat Gene Simmons face and s h i t him out.
Not sure why, but that struck me a really funny when I read it.

If you were only gonna own one Kiss album...Double Platinum wouldn't be it.

Cliffy wrote:

If you were only gonna own one Kiss album...Double Platinum wouldn't be it.

I agree, though I still dig the packaging of the original vinyl.

I'm not a big Kiss fan, a nice greatest hits does it for me but I really like Sonic Boom. Not sure why even, just more listenable to me.