If Jesus Were In A Metal Band...

Subject: If Jesus Were In A Metal Band... Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:13 pm

...what genre of metal would they play? Thrash? Classic? Power? Sludge? Progressive? Nu? Glam? Death/Black? etc.

NOTE: There is no "Christian Metal" genre. There are different genres of metal that have Christian themes, but there is no "Christian Metal" genre. Kinda like there is no "Satanic Metal" genre.

Metal master Number of posts : 673 Age : 53

If he played in a metal band I believe he'd play in a thrash band. But honestly I think he'd go more for a crossover sound band.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 35

classic

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Doom, like Trouble

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 5704 Age : 49

What a bizarre question.

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1778 Age : 37

LoL. What a strange question. I think he would be in STRYPER, and preaching on the shows.

Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12875 Age : 60

he'd be a drummer cause a band can't follow an IMPERFECT timekeeper.

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Metal student Number of posts : 239 Age : 48

thrash

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

A blues based acid-punk metal band.

Metal student Number of posts : 239 Age : 48

Schbopo wrote:: A blues based acid-punk metal band.

psychobilly?

Metal student Number of posts : 204 Age : 52

He would probably be in Spinal Tap, because they aren't real either.

Metal novice Number of posts : 42 Age : 36

romeolimagolf wrote:: He would probably be in Spinal Tap, because they aren't real either.

Spinal Tap is real, they have released albums(of actual music, too!) and played concerts, so technically, their real!

On topic, I say if Jesus was in a band it would be a doom band, of course, later on, after achieving multi-platinum success, he would form a supergroup power/speed metal band, also including, Buddha(drums), Moses(bass) and Muhammad(keyboard), where he showed off his neoclassical shred prowess. headbanger

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Death metal of course.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3830 Age : 44

Temple of Blood wrote:: What a bizarre question.

I second that.

On a side note, I always thought it would be cool for a classic Doom band to write a concept album about the life of Christ and call it "Born to Raze Hell" headbanger

Subject: Re: If Jesus Were In A Metal Band... Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:22 am

romeolimagolf wrote:: He would probably be in Spinal Tap, because they aren't real either.

Jesus was a real person. There is no question about that. It's whether or not he was who he said he is.

Metal student Number of posts : 239 Age : 48

xyz wrote:

romeolimagolf wrote:: He would probably be in Spinal Tap, because they aren't real either.

Jesus was a real person. There is no question about that. It's whether or not he was who he said he is.

he lives down the street.he's small mexican and doesn't speak a word of English,Same guy right?

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3830 Age : 44

Am I Evil? wrote:

xyz wrote:

romeolimagolf wrote:: He would probably be in Spinal Tap, because they aren't real either.

Jesus was a real person. There is no question about that. It's whether or not he was who he said he is.

he lives down the street.he's small mexican and doesn't speak a word of English,Same guy right?

File this one under: Lamest jokes on the board.

Metal student Number of posts : 239 Age : 48

GrandNational wrote:

Am I Evil? wrote:

xyz wrote:

romeolimagolf wrote:: He would probably be in Spinal Tap, because they aren't real either.

Jesus was a real person. There is no question about that. It's whether or not he was who he said he is.

he lives down the street.he's small mexican and doesn't speak a word of English,Same guy right?

File this one under: Lamest jokes on the board.

That's what I'm hear for.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3830 Age : 44

Am I Evil? wrote:

GrandNational wrote:

Am I Evil? wrote:

xyz wrote:

romeolimagolf wrote:: He would probably be in Spinal Tap, because they aren't real either.

Jesus was a real person. There is no question about that. It's whether or not he was who he said he is.

he lives down the street.he's small mexican and doesn't speak a word of English,Same guy right?

File this one under: Lamest jokes on the board.

That's what I'm hear for.

It's good to know we have at least one lame person on the board just in case it gets too serious here Rolling Eyes

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Am I Evil? wrote:

xyz wrote:

romeolimagolf wrote:: He would probably be in Spinal Tap, because they aren't real either.

Jesus was a real person. There is no question about that. It's whether or not he was who he said he is.

he lives down the street.he's small mexican and doesn't speak a word of English,Same guy right?

...God I'm getting tired of you.

Metal student Number of posts : 239 Age : 48

Stender wrote:

Am I Evil? wrote:

xyz wrote:

romeolimagolf wrote:: He would probably be in Spinal Tap, because they aren't real either.

Jesus was a real person. There is no question about that. It's whether or not he was who he said he is.

he lives down the street.he's small mexican and doesn't speak a word of English,Same guy right?

...God I'm getting tired of you.

I'm sorry I was just trying to be funny

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2096 Age : 61

GrandNational wrote:

Temple of Blood wrote:: What a bizarre question.

I second that.

On a side note, I always thought it would be cool for a classic Doom band to write a concept album about the life of Christ and call it "Born to Raze Hell" headbanger

I third that.

A doom band would do well to write a concept lp on the Passion of the Christ!

The Prophet of Dio Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29

It would be the ultimate power metal band. Buddha would be on bass. headbanger

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Unfortunately, I would have to assume that He would be in a water-downed, mainstream, radio-friendly band. Jesus is the ultimate strategist!

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50

I have been staring at my monitor for about 5 minutes and I really don't know.

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