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Just having fun.  No politics, please....

Who would win in a real life fist fight?

Vince Neil, Axl W Rose, Ted Nugent, [not including Danzig.  He has already been uncovered as a farce], or the pink TeleTubbie?

Easy, Vince is to fat and out of shape to fight, Unless he is in a food line. Sorry Vince you did this to yourself.


Uncle Ted, Well he might shoot you with one of his many weapons before actually first fight.

Axle would win. He has Jumped off of the stage into crowds of supposedly fans to fight.

My final answer is Axl

assault_attack wrote:

Easy, Vince is to fat and out of shape to fight, Unless he is in a food line. Sorry Vince you did this to yourself.


Uncle Ted, Well he might shoot you with one of his many weapons before actually first fight.

Axle would win. He has Jumped off of the stage into crowds of supposedly fans to fight.

My final answer is Axl

Laughs n Giggles abound. Yes - I am picturing that Battle Royale in my mind. AA [strange], AA - Ya might be on to something. Or ya might be on something....

And....Axl is not looking all that healthy these days.... Wanna Amend that thought? Last I heard, Axl was milking goats with James B in Montana. There is no arm strength there.

Axl?

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

assault_attack wrote:

Easy, Vince is to fat and out of shape to fight, Unless he is in a food line. Sorry Vince you did this to yourself.


Uncle Ted, Well he might shoot you with one of his many weapons before actually first fight.

Axle would win. He has Jumped off of the stage into crowds of supposedly fans to fight.

My final answer is Axl

Laughs n Giggles abound.  Yes - I am picturing that Battle Royale in my mind.  AA [strange], AA - Ya might be on to something.  Or ya might be on something....

  weird, We get older, If you are lucky. And we are not as tough, No matter what we think

When I saw GNR live a few years ago, Axl was so out of shape.

He was out of breath, moving around the stage slowly.

Kinda felt bad for him.

Gonna go with Ted here. Even though he's much older then the other two, he's an avid hunter, which means he's most likely in better shape. He's never been a drinker or drug user, which means again, he's probably in much better shape. Most importantly, I think the other two would take it for granted that he's older, and underestimate what he would do to them.

Uncle Ted wins with ease.

Wrecked Neck wrote:

Gonna go with Ted here. Even though he's much older then the other two, he's an avid hunter, which means he's most likely in better shape. He's never been a drinker or drug user,

Uncle Ted wins with ease.

Don't forget all those years of pedophilia banging 15 yr olds!

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

Wrecked Neck wrote:

Gonna go with Ted here. Even though he's much older then the other two, he's an avid hunter, which means he's most likely in better shape. He's never been a drinker or drug user,

Uncle Ted wins with ease.

Don't forget all those years of pedophilia banging 15 yr olds!

You think Vince never did that? Or half the musicians in the world for that matter.

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

And....Axl is not looking all that healthy these days.... Wanna Amend that thought?  Last I heard, Axl was milking goats with James B in Montana.  There is no arm strength there.

Ted would do the wango tango on their wang dang sweet poongtang

manny wrote:

Ted would do the wango tango on their wang dang sweet poongtang

I agree. I think Ted would win.

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

 Last I heard, Axl was milking goats with James B in Montana.  There is no arm strength there.

How is your hobby going due to Covid closing down the alternative bars in Minneapolis? Heard you had amazing mouth strength skilled in more than just drinking too much alcohol. Those Bar 19 "protein shakes" are pretty salty.

I say Vince Meal.

When he is “hangry”, he’s unstoppable.

James B. wrote:

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

 Last I heard, Axl was milking goats with James B in Montana.  There is no arm strength there.

How is your hobby going due to Covid closing down the alternative bars in Minneapolis? Heard you had amazing mouth strength skilled in more than just drinking too much alcohol. Those Bar 19 "protein shakes" are pretty salty.

Speaking of mouth strength... Jaws is a great movie.

James B. wrote:

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

 Last I heard, Axl was milking goats with James B in Montana.  There is no arm strength there.

How is your hobby going due to Covid closing down the alternative bars in Minneapolis? Heard you had amazing mouth strength skilled in more than just drinking too much alcohol. Those Bar 19 "protein shakes" are pretty salty.

I Love you James B - but your assumptions fall short. I spent January and February in the Bahamas doing Hurricane relief. Spent a week with my Sweet Melissa and got her down to Vegas to regain her prowess as the greatest Lighting Designer in that town. 3 days later, Vegas shut down. She has been scrambling, but making headway in a closed environment. PM me if you want to see her in action doing the only shows in Vegas right now. I beat up a cop in small town Wisco December 23. Spent Christmas away from my loved ones. Paying my dues directly. Now. Have I had ANY chance of what you and yours would call FAGGING OUT? Salty..... Homophobe.

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

I Love you James B - but your assumptions fall short.   Salty.....  Homophobe.

Saying two guys are milking goats is prison slang for two guys stroking the other off. You sex played me, so I reciprocated. No big deal, we can be homophobes together.

Take care brother Laterz!

James B. wrote:

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

I Love you James B - but your assumptions fall short.   Salty.....  Homophobe.

Saying two guys are milking goats is prison slang for two guys stroking the other off. You sex played me, so I reciprocated. No big deal, we can be homophobes together.

Take care brother Laterz!

James B. wrote:

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

I Love you James B - but your assumptions fall short.   Salty.....  Homophobe.

Saying two guys are milking goats is prison slang for two guys stroking the other off. You sex played me, so I reciprocated. No big deal, we can be homophobes together.

Take care brother Laterz!

Seriously? I was referring to farmland. I have extensive experience in our "judicial" system. Never heard that term. Certainly makes sense. All apologies. I hate Uncle Ted, but wht you are referring to I do not believe you or he would condone. Nor would I.