Subject: The worst of the worst! Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:29 pm
Since Killen is the hottest band around here ...
Post some really awful metal here - preferably from classic genres, as I'm sure there exist a million silly grindcore or black metal bands.
I'll start at the bottom - Wheelz of Steel - Volume One LP form 1983. Apparently the band consisted of two brothers, both parapalegics, and a rhythm machine. Hardly metal, and hardly music, yet this vinyl still commands $200 or so (no doubt because it is so awfully bad that it is actually "good"). Enjoy!
mikeinfla Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:21 pm
ultmetal Administrator
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:32 pm
LOL! Orgasm of Death!
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DakotaRogers Metal master
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:02 pm
It doesn't get any worse than this in the thrash spectrum.
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:07 pm
Before there was Steel Panther, there was ... SNATCH
...and I'm sorry, I know a lot of the Christian Metal nerds 'round here dig Stryken, but they were simply (pun intended) God-awful.
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Boris2008 Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:47 pm
Boris2008 Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:29 pm
And yes!! I finally found it again, making Killen sound like Dream Theatre
Even by the standard of this thread, this takes some beating!!
Dark Horseman Metal Wanker
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:42 pm
FF is right, Stryken was terrible.
mikeinfla Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:10 am
mikeinfla Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:13 am
Boris2008 Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:03 am
mikeinfla wrote:
It might be the crack talking but I really don't hate that at all! (I don't really take crack, honest!!)
mikeinfla Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:44 am
Maybe not the worst but interesting:
And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.
Vexer6 Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Fri Aug 21, 2015 2:58 pm
I actually like Killer Fox.
Ignite was a pretty lousy band.
kyleblack Metal student
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Fri Aug 21, 2015 3:03 pm
ultmetal Administrator
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:14 pm
Boris2008 wrote:
mikeinfla wrote:
It might be the crack talking but I really don't hate that at all! (I don't really take crack, honest!!)
I kinda like this one. The video is horrible. You'd think the band's feet were stapled to the stage, but the song isn't bad.
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:18 pm
Fat Freddy wrote:
...and I'm sorry, I know a lot of the Christian Metal nerds 'round here dig Stryken, but they were simply (pun intended) God-awful.
Styken looked absolutely ridiculous and their production is horrible, but I didn't think the riffs and vocals were that bad. It's more about piss-poor recording quality than anything else IMO.
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bgsully Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:25 pm
ultmetal wrote:
Fat Freddy wrote:
...and I'm sorry, I know a lot of the Christian Metal nerds 'round here dig Stryken, but they were simply (pun intended) God-awful.
Styken looked absolutely ridiculous and their production is horrible, but I didn't think the riffs and vocals were that bad. It's more about piss-poor recording quality than anything else IMO.
Agreed
sovdat Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:50 am
This band makes Betrayal lyrics sound like Dark F Angel!
thejokeriv Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Sat Aug 22, 2015 8:12 am
bgsully wrote:
ultmetal wrote:
Fat Freddy wrote:
...and I'm sorry, I know a lot of the Christian Metal nerds 'round here dig Stryken, but they were simply (pun intended) God-awful.
Styken looked absolutely ridiculous and their production is horrible, but I didn't think the riffs and vocals were that bad. It's more about piss-poor recording quality than anything else IMO.
Agreed
Sorry boys - have to go with FF on this one, it's bad... Even when I was 17 and heard it as a new release it was pretty bad.
nevermore Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:26 am
Boris2008 wrote:
I have a friend who loves this band. No idea why. But he does.
DallasBlack Zooey Addict
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Sat Aug 22, 2015 2:44 pm
DakotaRogers wrote:
It doesn't get any worse than this in the thrash spectrum.
Sounds like Miss Piggy decided to front a metal band.
tohostudios King Of Kaiju
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:37 pm
mikeinfla wrote:
Maybe not the worst but interesting:
And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.
Hey! I dig Horslips a lot. Their Book of Invasions album is a classic.
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DallasBlack Zooey Addict
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Sat Aug 22, 2015 6:35 pm
tohostudios wrote:
mikeinfla wrote:
Maybe not the worst but interesting:
And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.
Hey! I dig Horslips a lot. Their Book of Invasions album is a classic.
I thought that song was purdy darn good.
tohostudios King Of Kaiju
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Sat Aug 22, 2015 6:54 pm
DallasBlack wrote:
tohostudios wrote:
mikeinfla wrote:
Maybe not the worst but interesting:
And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.
Hey! I dig Horslips a lot. Their Book of Invasions album is a classic.
I thought that song was purdy darn good.
Try this one. It's from the late 70s when they tried to lose some of their progressive tendencies and go more "mainstream rock".
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DallasBlack Zooey Addict
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Subject: Re: The worst of the worst! Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:55 pm
tohostudios wrote:
DallasBlack wrote:
tohostudios wrote:
mikeinfla wrote:
Maybe not the worst but interesting:
And there used to be a funny one (forgot the name of the band) who did a song called "To Hell With Stryper". It was hilarious. Apparently it is no longer on YouTube and no searches come up with anything.
Hey! I dig Horslips a lot. Their Book of Invasions album is a classic.
I thought that song was purdy darn good.
Try this one. It's from the late 70s when they tried to lose some of their progressive tendencies and go more "mainstream rock".
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