Great Movie Quotes

S.D. just brought another favorite of mine to memory:

Box: Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea.
-Logan's Run

If you haven't seen the movie, it won't mean a whole lot.

Logan's Run is a wonderful maritime educational film for children of all ages.

“Every man dies, not every man really lives” -Braveheart

Tony Stark to Bruce Banner - "You really have this thing under control. What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, big bag of weed?"

Agent Bork: Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?
Agent Fleming: Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.

Beavis and Butthead Do America

corplhicks wrote:

S.D. just brought another favorite of mine to memory:

Box: Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea.
-Logan's Run

If you haven't seen the movie, it won't mean a whole lot.

Logan's Run = Jenny Agutter

From the zombie flick "Dance of the Dead" that I watched this afternoon:

Teenage girl: "Why is this happening?"
Redneck Dude: "End of the world. God's flushin' the toilet."

Witchfinder wrote:

corplhicks wrote:

S.D. just brought another favorite of mine to memory:

Box: Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea.
-Logan's Run

If you haven't seen the movie, it won't mean a whole lot.

Logan's Run = Jenny Agutter

Oh yeah........

Like MetalGuy71 said, Full Metal Jacket's Sgt. Hartman is full of classic quotes. My favorite...
"I`m going to give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 f*cking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I`ll gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"

S.D. wrote:

Tony Stark to Bruce Banner - "You really have this thing under control. What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, big bag of weed?"

my favorite from The Avengers:

Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.

Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!

Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.

Thor: He's adopted.

From Detroit Rock City:

Jam: Hey what's up mom? I'm gonna ask you this nicely first. Can I have my drumsticks back?
Mrs. Bruce: Your drumsticks are the least of your worries young man. You ran out on God! My son just ran out on God! You are in a world of...
Jam: TROUBLE! HA HA HA! I've been in trouble for the past 12 hours! HELLO? You know I'm going to be in St. Bernards Boarding School for the next 2 years of my life, remember?
Mrs. Bruce: YES!
Jam: I am going to be out of your hair until I am a legal adult!
Mrs. Bruce: YES!
Jam: Then all you have to do is go to church, light a candle, and pray to some stupid little statue for me and all is forgiven and forgotten, right mom? Then you can spend your days in a guilt free pursuit of more constructive activities like telling everybody ELSE how screwed up THEIR lives are. And then you no longer need the patience and understanding required to talk to your own son on some normal plain. And then that way you don't have to think about how tough it was for you when you were growing up and its probably a good thing too cause if you did, you'd realize what a lousy, goddamn shitty-ass parent you are!
Mrs. Bruce: Jeremiah... what has gotten into you?
Jam: [Yells over bullhorn to crowd of church-goers] I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD... HAVE... MERCY! Now, for the last time... Mom... Give me back my F*CKING drumsticks...
[long pause]
Jam: please.

mc666 wrote:

Like MetalGuy71 said, Full Metal Jacket's Sgt. Hartman is full of classic quotes. My favorite...
"I`m going to give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 f*cking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I`ll gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"

LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

corplhicks wrote:

S.D. just brought another favorite of mine to memory:

Box: Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea.
-Logan's Run

If you haven't seen the movie, it won't mean a whole lot.

I watched Logan's Run yesterday and my favorite line was

Let's have sex!

No

Well then, why are you wasting my time?



Classy, classy guy!!

Admiral: M, sometimes I wonder if you have the balls for this job.
M: The benefit of not having balls is that I don't have to think with them all the time...

Tomorrow Never Dies

"Hey you!! Get your damn hands off her!! Do you think I outta swear?"
"Yes, definitely. Goddamn it, George, swear."
___

"I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by."

___

"Now why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here."

Wurthless wrote:

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

mc666 wrote:

Like MetalGuy71 said, Full Metal Jacket's Sgt. Hartman is full of classic quotes. My favorite...
"I`m going to give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 f*cking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I`ll gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"

LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

Oh my dear God. If I were at war and the enemy came toward me with this face, I'd scream, poop my pants, and run, not necessarily in that order. This is horrific!

Speaking of war movies, I saw Tora, Tora, Tora over the weekend.

Fisherman: Navy pilots attract geisha girls, but they frighten the fish!

From "Smokey and the Bandit 3":

Junior: "Daddy, did you ever join the Klan?"
Buford T. Justice: "Not a chance, son. Your Mama did, though. When she wore her sheet, she looked like an iceberg with feet."

Fat Freddy wrote:

From "Smokey and the Bandit 3":

Junior: "Daddy, did you ever join the Klan?"
Buford T. Justice: "Not a chance, son. Your Mama did, though. When she wore her sheet, she looked like an iceberg with feet."

Great quote from a horrid movie, I saw this movie as a kid on HBO, I still have not recovered.

manny wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

From "Smokey and the Bandit 3":

Junior: "Daddy, did you ever join the Klan?"
Buford T. Justice: "Not a chance, son. Your Mama did, though. When she wore her sheet, she looked like an iceberg with feet."

Great quote from a horrid movie, I saw this movie as a kid on HBO,  I still have not recovered.

I saw it last week for the first time since I was about 12. The above quote was the only line in the whole movie that made me laugh.