So I was told to introduce myself!

ChaliceOfFemmeMetal wrote:

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

Welcome to HoM, let me give you a quick tour.


Kitchen ---->

Office ---->

<---- Cleaning Closet


Hope you enjoy your stay here.

Thanks! Do you guys have a bouncy castle here?

Keep the OCI fed his supper, keep his windows clear and clean, and he will keep the castle bouncy.

Happen to know what he likes for supper?

you may prepare most any dish which does not include the following:

- mayonnaise
- pickles
- onions other than soft & sweet
- mustard (the sauce..not the powder)
- liver
- bell peppers

Since you are a Brit, and thus possibly don't know how to cook despite holding a birthright per gender, I shall firstly suggest you simply conjure for me large quantities of the best bangers 'n mash you can muster. Then we may discuss the future. In the present. Which is happening.

Well I can cook pretty good Russian and Italian cuisine But since you requested I'll cook you up some bangers 'n mash. Want beans with it?

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

you may prepare most any dish which does not include the following:

- mayonnaise
- pickles
- onions other than soft & sweet
- mustard (the sauce..not the powder)
- liver
- bell peppers

Since you are a Brit, and thus possibly don't know how to cook despite holding a birthright per gender, I shall firstly suggest you simply conjure for me large quantities of the best bangers 'n mash you can muster. Then we may discuss the future. In the present. Which is happening.

Picky picky man.....

^^ Nothing wrong with picky men At least you know they have some tastes.

Stender wrote:

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

you may prepare most any dish which does not include the following:

- mayonnaise
- pickles
- onions other than soft & sweet
- mustard (the sauce..not the powder)
- liver
- bell peppers

Since you are a Brit, and thus possibly don't know how to cook despite holding a birthright per gender, I shall firstly suggest you simply conjure for me large quantities of the best bangers 'n mash you can muster. Then we may discuss the future. In the present. Which is happening.

Picky picky man.....

does he like to eat those funny sounding fish kurt is always talking about??

Being British, she's probably more familiar with spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

ChaliceOfFemmeMetal wrote:

^^ Nothing wrong with picky men At least you know they have some tastes.

Yeah but dude, mayonaise?!? Who dosnt like that? Whats OCI supposed to do for sandwichs?

I don't like mayo...
For sandwiches we have alternatives including ketchup, salad cream, thousand island sauce etc.

Stender wrote:

Yeah but dude, mayonaise?!? Who dosnt like that? Whats OCI supposed to do for sandwichs?

Yeah, mayo is disgusting, Chris. Not to mention it pretty much doubles the calorie count on whatever sandwich it is on.....

SpectreFate wrote:

Stender wrote:

Yeah but dude, mayonaise?!? Who dosnt like that? Whats OCI supposed to do for sandwichs?

Yeah, mayo is disgusting, Chris. Not to mention it pretty much doubles the calorie count on whatever sandwich it is on.....

Mayonaise is GOD! We Dutchies always eat it with our fries (which most non-Dutchies always seem to find kinda... err... disgusting ).

Ewww....

Fries with mayo?!?!?

That's a heart attack waiting to happen not to mention it just sounds gross.

yes......., I like this one. There shall be no beans..........this time.


what do I do without mayo? what real men do.... withstand the FULL TASTE POWER of the ham, of the cheese, or of the peanut butter, and the many jams that may accompany said peanut butter..we've no need for your pathetic eggy filler gunk.

Ok so no beans.

I can't stand peanut butter. Am I the only one?

ChaliceOfFemmeMetal wrote:

Ok so no beans.

I can't stand peanut butter. Am I the only one?

Must be a North American thing.

I used to work for a Swedish company. I always kept a jar of peanut butter in my desk drawer for snacking purposes. One day one of the visiting Swedes saw me eating a spoonful of peanut butter and he didn't even know what it was.

I bought him a jar the next day and though he thanked me, he said he didn't really care for it.

sure right now you can't stand it....but we need to define 'it' in peanut butter context.... you just haven't had enough Reeses...they don't have this delicacy where you're from.... that's why..

I sick of Reese's. Give me a Twinkie, Zebracake, Hersheys bar and I'll have it but not Reese's. Nu-uh. Peanut butter makes me feel ill and it tastes bad.

tohostudios wrote:

Ewww....

Fries with mayo?!?!?

That's a heart attack waiting to happen not to mention it just sounds gross.

Haven't seen Pulp Fiction?

Yes, they put mayo on it, but they also have lots of mayo based french fry sauce.

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

sure right now you can't stand it....but we need to define 'it' in peanut butter context.... you just haven't had enough Reeses...they don't have this delicacy where you're from.... that's why..

Dude, Reeses suck!

They're an abomination to the real substance known as peanut butter.

I'm a peanut butter-holic but after Halloween, I gave away all my leftover Reeses because those things are horrible.

thejokeriv wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

Ewww....

Fries with mayo?!?!?

That's a heart attack waiting to happen not to mention it just sounds gross.

Haven't seen Pulp Fiction?

Yes, they put mayo on it, but they also have lots of mayo based french fry sauce.

Still sounds gross. I haven't had fried anything or true mayo in literally decades. If I ate something like that I'm pretty sure I'd spend the next day in the bathroom.

No, see, Reeses is baby steps towards teh real ting. But since she's whining about it LIKE a baby, I guess none of any of it. Hersheys... ok..but WHICH Hershey's bars..... there are vast dips in quality between them..

How about Take5 bars?

I'm not sure who makes them but they're definitely better than Reeses IMO.

ChaliceOfFemmeMetal wrote:

I don't like mayo...
For sandwiches we have alternatives including ketchup, salad cream, thousand island sauce etc.

salad cream! I have to brush up on my Keeping up Appearances!

I actually like quite a bit of the Britcoms:

Last of the Summer Wine
Red Dwarf
As Time Goes By

and some other shows

Spooks
Doctor Who
Blakes 7

thejokeriv wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

Ewww....

Fries with mayo?!?!?

That's a heart attack waiting to happen not to mention it just sounds gross.

Haven't seen Pulp Fiction?

Yes, they put mayo on it, but they also have lots of mayo based french fry sauce.

"I've seen 'em do it, man. They f*cking drown 'em in that sh*t."

Mayonaise + fries (preferably Belgian fries.... hmmmmm.... Belgian fries) is one of the best combinations ever. Ketchup just doesn't quite cut it.