Slash on American Idol next week - Rock Week

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2056 Age : 48

Just in case anyone cares.....he is the "mentor" for the next week's show. $\'arry \'eadbanger$

mini boss Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54

What is mentoring exactly, isn't the show about 'singing'? What kind advise is going to give?

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2056 Age : 48

I dunno, but the past "mentors", such as Smokey Robinson, would have one on one time with each contestant and listen to their song that week and give them pointers on various things. I have no idea what Slash is doing as a mentor in a singing competition though.

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manny wrote:: What is mentoring exactly, isn't the show about 'singing'? What kind advise is going to give?

Slash's advice will be to take any gig if the money is good, even if if it has nothing to do with your expertise or profession.

AI is the worst show ever created.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Slash is a "Mentor?" Pffffffft.

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THESE are the only Mentors.

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2056 Age : 48

SpectreFate wrote:

manny wrote:: What is mentoring exactly, isn't the show about 'singing'? What kind advise is going to give?

Slash's advice will be to take any gig if the money is good, even if if it has nothing to do with your expertise or profession.

AI is the worst show ever created.

Clearly you've never had to sit through an episode of "Jon and Kate plus 8".

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Quote :: "Jon and Kate plus 8"

I don't even know what that is. Smile

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2056 Age : 48

You're better off that way.

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Slash's advice:

Grow your hair long and let it cover your face. This adds an aura of mystique.

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Quote :

Quote:

"Jon and Kate plus 8"

I don't even know what that is.

It's like AI. You must give up all pride to be on it. Especially as a male.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Rex wrote:

SpectreFate wrote:

manny wrote:: What is mentoring exactly, isn't the show about 'singing'? What kind advise is going to give?

Slash's advice will be to take any gig if the money is good, even if if it has nothing to do with your expertise or profession.

AI is the worst show ever created.

Clearly you've never had to sit through an episode of "Jon and Kate plus 8".

How'bout "18 and Counting" or whatever it's called, the show about the Duggar family/cult?

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Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Fat Freddy wrote:: Slash is a "Mentor?" Pffffffft.

THESE are the only Mentors.

My thoughts exactly Very Happy

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Fat Freddy wrote:

Rex wrote:

SpectreFate wrote:

manny wrote:: What is mentoring exactly, isn't the show about 'singing'? What kind advise is going to give?

Slash's advice will be to take any gig if the money is good, even if if it has nothing to do with your expertise or profession.

AI is the worst show ever created.

Clearly you've never had to sit through an episode of "Jon and Kate plus 8".

How'bout "18 and Counting" or whatever it's called, the show about the Duggar family/cult?

Just wait, some day youll hear about the Duggartown massacre. I swear though, her vagina must look like the grand canyon.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

DeathCult wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Slash is a "Mentor?" Pffffffft.

THESE are the only Mentors.

My thoughts exactly Very Happy

I knew you had to be a 'Tors fan, DC. crazy happy

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

As much as a fan-boy I am for all things GnR, even I couldn't sit through 5 minutes of American Idol just to hear what Slash on American Idol next week - Rock Week 4782

Slash on American Idol next week - Rock Week 4782

advice

Slash has to give to these tone-deaf turds.

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Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Fat Freddy wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Slash is a "Mentor?" Pffffffft.

THESE are the only Mentors.

My thoughts exactly Very Happy

I knew you had to be a 'Tors fan, DC. crazy happy

Indeed as for AI, they can all bend down and smell my anal vapor. For their faces are MY toilet paper. Laughing

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

DeathCult wrote:: Indeed as for AI, they can all bend down and smell my anal vapor. For their faces are MY toilet paper.

The only good thing ever to come out of American Idol is that it exposed Carrie Underwood's total hotness to the world.

Slash on American Idol next week - Rock Week Carrie-underwood

Slash on American Idol next week - Rock Week Carrie-underwood

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Fat Freddy wrote:

DeathCult wrote:: Indeed as for AI, they can all bend down and smell my anal vapor. For their faces are MY toilet paper.

The only good thing ever to come out of American Idol is that it exposed Carrie Underwood's total hotness to the world.

Slash on American Idol next week - Rock Week Carrie-underwood

Until she's "exposing" what's under her garments, I still ain't tuning in.

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So help me if someone sings Nickelback

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 35

AI pawn - "what can I do to be cool like you Slash?"

Slash - "Lots of drinking, hard drugs, crazy sex, and having a total disregard for your own well-being in your early days, then writing a book about it when you are old will make you cool like me."

AI pawn - "okay........."

Slash - "Get the F&^* outa here," to the producer, " where are the groupies? I was told there would be groupies!"

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TheNazgul wrote:: Slash's advice:

Grow your hair long and let it cover your face. This adds an aura of mystique.

Plus it helps to hide the fact that you're so stoned you're not sure whether you're playing guitar or a ukulele.

Metal graduate Number of posts : 306 Age : 54

I hate American Idol. I watched one show some seasons ago because everybody kept urging me to, and that was it. People often ask me, "but why don't you like it... you are really into music?"

Exactly, I am.

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Neuropete wrote:: I hate American Idol. I watched one show some seasons ago because everybody kept urging me to, and that was it. People often ask me, "but why don't you like it... you are really into music?"

Exactly, I am.

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

I wasn't aware that Slash could sing.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Some more info for anyone that cares...

Keri Kelli (ALICE COOPER, VINCE NEIL, SLASH'S SNAKEPIT, SKID ROW, WARRANT, RATT) will join VELVET REVOLVER/ex-GUNS N' ROSES guitarist Slash for this week's "mentor" appearance on "Rock Week" on "American Idol", the annual reality show and singing competition. Keri says, "The show will air rehearsal footage with all four remaining contestants Tuesday, May 5 and we will perform live on Wednesday night! Joining us will be Cooper alumni, drummer Tommy Clufetos [also of ROB ZOMBIE], and bass legend Chris Chaney [JANE'S ADDICTION]."

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