What Is The Meaning Of Your Username?

Mines pretty boring, its just my last name.

I have a rare medical condition that turned my flesh into metal. And not cool like an X-Man. More rust-prone, sorta like the Tin Man. I can't go out in damp weather. 71 is the amount of times I've been hit by lightning.

I totally believe you, MG!

Here is my story - and it is 100% TRUE!!!!!





Well, I awoke in the middle of the night to a loud sound downstairs, so I went down and saw that my fridge was open and there was a ninja taking all my food! At first I was scared, but when he took the hot pockets, that pushed me just a little too far. So I leaped into action and threw my cat at him! This stunned him for a second, which gave me time to run into the garage and get my Dad's golf clubs. After his feline-induced-paralysis wore off, he pulled out a sword and we had an epic duel! After several hours of battle, I began to grow tired. So I shouted "Hey, is that Elvis?" and he turned his head around, but as I lunged forward with my 9-iron, I tripped over a box of fish fillets! I fell face first on the tile! The ninja grabbed some food and ran for the door! He opened it and turned back to me, uttering something unintelligible, which sounded like "Uncle Saxon". He then left and I went to bed with Schlopopopo's dog.

Oh crap - My screenname is still saxon1500. Oh well. If you believe George Bush deserved a second term, you'll believe anything anyways.

Rush's Spirit of Radio, but with a Irish flavor...I guess.

Im really the leader of the revived Thugee Cult, I used metal message boards to recruit into my ranks.

And Sax lies, the true meaning beind that is hes popped a boner about 1500 times listening to The Eagle Has Landed.

DeathCult wrote:

Im really the leader of the revived Thugee Cult, I used metal message boards to recruit into my ranks.

I just thought you really loved Coroner's demo.

I will always think of you as "Born Again".

detuned wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

Im really the leader of the revived Thugee Cult, I used metal message boards to recruit into my ranks.

I just thought you really loved Coroner's demo.

I will always think of you as "Born Again".

I do, one of my favorite recordings ever, demo or non

And thanks, glad to know my obsession is appreciated.

There was this biker and a model who decided to co-habitiate in the late 50's and after 3 girls, the other chromozone prevailed, thus a baby boy.... me, James B.

I was born tired, hungry, and bald ! as of now, nothing's changed.

DeathCult wrote:

And Sax lies, the true meaning beind that is hes popped a boner about 1500 times listening to The Eagle Has Landed.

Did I ever tell you that was the very first Saxon tune I ever heard? And the LIVE version, non-the-less! High, in a van, in the gravel quarries, dirt-biking when I was suppose to be at some church thing. Ahhh - Saxon freakin' rules.

My name is EVAN, many people call
me 'EVY', it's not a run at being British or anything.

I was just trying to come up with something easy to remember but inspired by my liking the band Trouble.

SAXON1500 wrote:

Oh crap - My screenname is still saxon1500.

I'll change it for you

UNCLE SAXON wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

And Sax lies, the true meaning beind that is hes popped a boner about 1500 times listening to The Eagle Has Landed.

Did I ever tell you that was the very first Saxon tune I ever heard? And the LIVE version, non-the-less! High, in a van, in the gravel quarries, dirt-biking when I was suppose to be at some church thing. Ahhh - Saxon freakin' rules.

No, you didnt. But thats friggin' awesome! Especially that song, what an introduction to the band!

Quite simple really,I may be forced to Thrash you....73 times if needed

it just my name, full name is Sam the Brutal.

You sure it's not Sam the stalker?

James B. wrote:

There was this biker and a model who decided to co-habitiate in the late 50's and after 3 girls, the other chromozone prevailed, thus a baby boy.... me, James B.

I was born tired, hungry, and bald ! as of now, nothing's changed.

For your mothers sake, I hope the beard came later

Mine is a combo of my first and last name, Eyesore kept calling me Oldfatsoe

Who wants to guess the meaning of my screen name?

I took my name from a band that existed in theory but never recorded that included the singer from ZAO. They were called Grand National Hustler and I thought that was a cool name for a band, so I just ripped off the first part to make it my own.

TheNazgul wrote:

You sure it's not Sam the stalker?

Its really Sam the Poodle,but He wont tell you that

GrandNational wrote:

I took my name from a band that existed in theory but never recorded that included the singer from ZAO. They were called Grand National Hustler and I thought that was a cool name for a band, so I just ripped off the first part to make it my own.

Everytime I see your name I confuse it with Hebrew National All Beef Hotdogs.

EvyMetal wrote:

My name is EVAN, many people call
me 'EVY', it's not a run at being British or anything.

Are you still on that?

My dad used to write these angry letters about local politicians whom we had had bad business dealings with. He always signed them Jack State. So when I got my first fake ID and needed a name I could easily remember I went with John State. It stuck over the years as an alias/nickname/screen-name.

Funny thing was the first message board I ever joined all those years back I simply went by John S. This guy PMs me to profanely claim I'm trying to steal his "board rep" because he went by JohnS(bunch of numbers). No problem, I change it to jstate. Still didn't stop him from trolling everything I ever posted claiming I was wrong and that I was the one trying to impersonate him. Simply ignoring him only meant a flood of incoherent PMs. Took awhile before I joined another board after that.

akeldama wrote:

GrandNational wrote:

I took my name from a band that existed in theory but never recorded that included the singer from ZAO. They were called Grand National Hustler and I thought that was a cool name for a band, so I just ripped off the first part to make it my own.

Everytime I see your name I confuse it with Hebrew National All Beef Hotdogs.