Bad metal band names

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defender_of_the_faith wrote:: I love the band, but i think the name Witchfinder General is bad!

Well, it's the name of a Vincent Price movie, so it's fair game for a metal band. Plus once you combine the name with their album covers you've got a combination of pure class. Laughing very hard

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Metal Misfit wrote:: I love Edguy. Is it pronounced the way I think it is ? "Ed Guy"? Or is it some weird German thing?

The Germans I know pronounce it "EDGI" with very short and hard G, not "dji", and I pronounced as "e", not "ai" definitely not the way you would spell it in English.

Well, the band say Ed-ghay......

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Dark (makes for search engine hell)
Magic Kingdom
Penetrator
Persuader
Royal Hunt
Icycore

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MD.45
Cro-Mags
Laaz Rockit
House Of Lords
Flotsam & Jetsam

I don't like these names at all....

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

Let's face it, Twisted Sister is a pretty dumb name.

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I don't understand people not liking the name Flotsam & Jetsam, I always thought it was pretty clever.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50

has anyone mentioned Goblin C*ck, yet? I almost crapped myself when I saw this at Newbury Comics last week. Laughing very hard

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

the sentinel wrote:: has anyone mentioned Goblin C*ck, yet? I almost crapped myself when I saw this at Newbury Comics last week.

I believe Eyesore said something about it, but I'm not sure he was talking about the band.

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Wow, I think I just got that. "Gobbling C0ck". That's right folks, I'm that slow.

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

At The Gates, stupid name.

I believe Cattle Decapitation preaches vegitarianism and anti-slaughtering. The name sure gets to you.

mini boss Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54

A Job for a Cowboy

Metal novice Number of posts : 47 Age : 37

angel delight

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 34

manny wrote:: A Job for a Cowboy

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37869 Age : 54

I just read about a band on Blabbermouth that are called "Hot Buttered Anal" -- that's gotta be the worst one I've heard in awhile

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Fat Freddy wrote:: I just read about a band on Blabbermouth that are called "Hot Buttered Anal" -- that's gotta be the worst one I've heard in awhile

They're going to be monumental. Honestly when a band names themselves something like that then they can't be serious about being a lasting entity.

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Fat Freddy wrote:: I just read about a band on Blabbermouth that are called "Hot Buttered Anal" -- that's gotta be the worst one I've heard in awhile

They're going to be monumental. Honestly when a band names themselves something like that then they can't be serious about being a lasting entity.

Supposedly you can get their disc via CDBaby. I just ate lunch so I don't think I want to check it out for myself just yet.

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"Jerking off to the thought of killing your family" is one of their lyrics. It's pretty goofy and cartoonish. Proof once again that recording equipment shouldn't be so easily attainable.

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Lurideath wrote:: Stryper

it worked very well for them.

I'd say Killer dwarfs. What were they thinking?

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spectrefate wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: I just read about a band on Blabbermouth that are called "Hot Buttered Anal" -- that's gotta be the worst one I've heard in awhile

They're going to be monumental. Honestly when a band names themselves something like that then they can't be serious about being a lasting entity.

Why, what's wrong with having "Buttered" in your name? It worked out well for Isaac Hayes.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37869 Age : 54

Just saw an advertisement on another site for a band called "Assjack" -- ?? that's a pretty bad one.

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Fat Freddy wrote:: Just saw an advertisement on another site for a band called "Assjack" -- ?? that's a pretty bad one.

That sorta reminds me of a local grindcore act that was around here for years called Asschapel. (they were pretty decent for a grindcore act)

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3361 Age : 51

Killer Dwarfs will always be the first thing that comes to mind with bad names. Especially for a band that should have had many hits and could've been big. I always thought it sounded like a sitcom band name where the parents would be upset that their child listened to the "Killer Dwarfs". Although I did always like the Dwarves as a name for that band.

I've been listening to Noisy Momma. Great album, terrible band name.

I sometimes wonder with a lot of these names what the ones they rejected were. Or what they thought would be a worse name than what they selected.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37869 Age : 54

I may have found the worst band name ever -- someone on Facebook suggested I "become a fan" of a band called "Deadwhore Fecaljuice." Ummm... nah, I think I'll pass on that one.

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detuned wrote:: I don't understand people not liking the name Flotsam & Jetsam, I always thought it was pretty clever.

I agree. People that don't understand it usually don't like it.

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Fat Freddy wrote:: Just saw an advertisement on another site for a band called "Assjack" -- ?? that's a pretty bad one.

It's just jackass backwards but yeah it's still dumb.

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