Bad metal band names

Fecal Corspe
Anally Aborted Fetus
Job For A Cowboy
Torsofuck

mc666 wrote:

Torsofuck

CRAIKEE!!! Sounds painful.

T-Roy wrote:

BONARAMA
The band that played (brass band) the national anthem last night before the Georgia/Hawaii bowl game.

I SAW THE NAME AND WAS LIKE.....WTH?!?!

Is that the male version of Bananarama?

Temple of Blood wrote:

CUSTARD
DEW-SCENTED
EVILE

despite the name custard is great band...now i remembered that i must get their last one: wheels of time...

spectrefate wrote:

T-Roy wrote:

BONARAMA
The band that played (brass band) the national anthem last night before the Georgia/Hawaii bowl game.

I SAW THE NAME AND WAS LIKE.....WTH?!?!

Is that the male version of Bananarama?

ROTF

foo fighters always seemed a weird name to me for a rock band.

war from a harlots mouth is a real stupid name for a band as well

I love the band, but i think the name Witchfinder General is bad!

i thought the name Craven would be good for a metal band but it turned out to mean coward. i discoverted the word by mispelling the word caravan on my computer

GOOGOO DOLLS

Moderators, you can close this thread now.

Not so fast, T-Roy


Gorilla Biscuits.

spectrefate wrote:

Not so fast, T-Roy


Gorilla Biscuits.

hmm maybe put in Rip

Cephalic carnage

ratt
flotsam and jetsam
thin lizzy

i actually love all these bands, but their names are a bit naff. i remember reading an interview with brian downey and he said hes always thought that thin lizzy was a ridiculous name for a rock band

The Meatmen (though awesome)

GORILLA BISCUITS were great!!!

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis are a killer band but yeah the name is a bit out there hahaha

More names I don't think are very good:

Blood Rainbow
Virgin Steel
Tarot
Stryper

PAPSMEAR

They were on a compilation record I used to have called Speed Metal Hell-Vol. III

Yeah Papsmear were a great band from here in Vegas. I hang out with the original guitarist Brian all the time. I agree, not a very good name. Kick ass band though!

Metal Misfit wrote:

I love Edguy. Is it pronounced the way I think it is ? "Ed Guy"? Or is it some weird German thing?

The Germans I know pronounce it "EDGI" with very short and hard G, not "dji", and I pronounced as "e", not "ai" definitely not the way you would spell it in English.

Lurideath wrote:

Yeah Papsmear were a great band from here in Vegas. I hang out with the original guitarist Brian all the time. I agree, not a very good name. Kick ass band though!

Cool, what are the odds, right? It really is a small world.

stormspell wrote:

Metal Misfit wrote:

I love Edguy. Is it pronounced the way I think it is ? "Ed Guy"? Or is it some weird German thing?

The Germans I know pronounce it "EDGI" with very short and hard G, not "dji", and I pronounced as "e", not "ai" definitely not the way you would spell it in English.

hehehe, it reminds me some ignorant americans who still don't know how to pronounce cirith ungol. they pronounce it as sarah's uncle or sara is cool,hehehehe....

All those metalcore long ass names with 3 or more words in them:

Between the Buried and Me
Watch Them Die
Beyond the Sixth Seal
A Dozen Furies
As I Lay Dying
A Life Once Lost, etc.

Anal Kunt with a C (it took the word and made it sailboat lol)
Cattle Decapitation
GoatWhore


mostly all black and death metal names

REO Speedealer (later changed name to Speedealer)
John Cougar Concentration Camp

krokus

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