The Osbournes: Reloaded

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Ozzy Osbourne, his wife Sharon and their children Jack and Kelly are starring in a new Fox variety show, "Osbournes: Reloaded", which taped its first episode on December 7. The show's producers are now looking for "the b1ggest, b4ddest Ozzy Osbourne superfans who are willing to do anything (and we mean ANYTHING!) to meet him," according to the casting call sheet. "Obviously, this is network television so nothing too 0bscene can be done but we'll definitely push the boundaries. Think e4ting bugs, l1cking belly buttons, getting p1erced, sh4ving your head, getting tatt0ed, etc. —we're looking for Ozzy's HUGEST FANS that will happily do any of this stuff to meet him. Please tell us why you'd be perfect for this and we'll fill you in on all the details of the show!"

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Gack. Ozzy Osbourne and the Fox Network? There's a match made in TV Hell for ya.
I think I'll pass on this one.

I feel old, I remember when Ozzy was known as a musician, not an assclown.

manny wrote:

I feel old, I remember when Ozzy was known as a musician, not an assclown.

Really sad. Remember the good old days when Ozzy actually scared people and was considdered a threat to youth? Now he's just Sharon's performing monkey.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

manny wrote:

I feel old, I remember when Ozzy was known as a musician, not an assclown.

Really sad. Remember the good old days when Ozzy actually scared people and was considdered a threat to youth? Now he's just Sharon's performing monkey.

I bet Sharon scares more people than Ozzy these days

On the bright side, I`m glad I`m old enough to remember the glory days of Ozzy

Poor Ozzy is losing it.

Can't Zakk Wylde talk him out of this?

Schbopo wrote:

Can't Zakk Wylde talk him out of this?

Zakk Wylde is a salaried employee of Pompous RockAsshole, Inc. which is ran by Ozzy and his classy wife Sharon. That would be like you going to your boss at Burger Town and questioning him on his personal decisions.

spectrefate wrote:

Schbopo wrote:

Can't Zakk Wylde talk him out of this?

Zakk Wylde is a salaried employee of Pompous RockAsshole, Inc. which is ran by Ozzy and his classy wife Sharon. That would be like you going to your boss at Burger Town and questioning him on his personal decisions.

troublezone wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

Schbopo wrote:

Can't Zakk Wylde talk him out of this?

Zakk Wylde is a salaried employee of Pompous RockAsshole, Inc. which is ran by Ozzy and his classy wife Sharon. That would be like you going to your boss at Burger Town and questioning him on his personal decisions.

Speaking of Zakk, once again I was watching "That Metal Show" and Eddie Trunk mentioned that Zakk was having some health issues, but didn't go into any detail. Did his liver finally explode or something?

troublezone wrote:

Poor Ozzy is losing it.

You are so many years late with this post.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

troublezone wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

Schbopo wrote:

Can't Zakk Wylde talk him out of this?

Zakk Wylde is a salaried employee of Pompous RockAsshole, Inc. which is ran by Ozzy and his classy wife Sharon. That would be like you going to your boss at Burger Town and questioning him on his personal decisions.

Speaking of Zakk, once again I was watching "That Metal Show" and Eddie Trunk mentioned that Zakk was having some health issues, but didn't go into any detail. Did his liver finally explode or something?

I've heard that Zakk was having health problems because of the boozing. But this was just hearsay.

What happed to making records and touring?

Or maybe Ozzy's past boozing and drugs have caught up with him and knows that he probobly cannot do music like he wanted to and is doing TV to get the almighty paycheck so he can continue to live the way he is not to mention hes not a spring chicken isnt he pushing 60?

I'll check it out I like Ozzy

spectrefate wrote:

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

What happed to making records and touring?

UGH, did you hear "Black Rain"? It sounded like a 80's metal band trying to be relevant, but in 1995 instead of 2007. Zach couldn't even save that thing. Maybe a future in TV is Ozzy's best choice at this stage of his career.

Better he trot out his hits and at least be a musician than do this crap...

Enough with the reality shows Ozzy and Sharon, you are a musician and a legend not a court jester!!!!

manny wrote:

Enough with the reality shows Ozzy and Sharon, you are a musician and a legend not a court jester!!!!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ozngVpOI4

Bye bye legend status!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That Warcraft commercial is lame, but I always thought this one was a hoot.

Dear Ozzy,

Please stop.

Love,

God

Ozzie give us new solo record and tour. stop givin' shi* to us. we know that Sharon is behind all but ... who the F* cares ?

this new one is kinda funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROlUB99IJRs

and so is this one that i just saw but its not a commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm_FKOEk73M

No surprise here:

A Fox "higher up," who was reportedly a fan of Ozzy's in his twenties, has succeeded in his his goal of getting “The Osbournes: Reloaded,” which primiered last night (March 31), taken off the air. "With the fairly poor ratings, it really wasn't hard to accomplish," stated the executive who wished to remain anonymous. "'The Osbournes' caused millions of Ozzy's fans to lose faith in him, but this was purely disgraceful selling out. It's as if Sharon has Ozzy on a leash and just pulls him around and makes him do what she wants. Every time I see the broken rock idol on one of these shows, part of me dies."
The show's debut rated #25th in shows during the same time block, according to the Nielsen ratings, which placed it just after the Hallmark channel's landmark 250th re-airing of “Ghost.”
"Fortunately those viewers are not at all in our target demographic," said another anonymous Fox employee in defense of the ratings.
There were reportedly two more epidodes of the show shot after the pilot, which will likely surface on the Internet.

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The show's debut rated #25th in shows during the same time block, according to the Nielsen ratings, which placed it just after the Hallmark channel's landmark 250th re-airing of “Ghost.”

That pretty much sez it all doesn't it??

I refused to watch that "Reloaded" show. In fact, every time I saw a promo for it I wanted to get into a time machine, travel back to the last show of Ozzy's NO MORE TEARS tour (i.e. his last good album), walk into Ozzy's dressing room, put a .45 right up against his brain stem, and pull the trigger. Y'know, so we could remember him in a nice way.