Could Spiderman beat up Superman?

Could he?

No chance... Superman was like a mini-God and spiderman was just altered a bit.

When Spidey had his cosmic powers, he was the most powerful being in the Marvel Universe.....correct me if I'm wrong.

He-Man could kick both of their asses

Spiderman cant beat anyone....period. He is too busy narrarating his movies and comics.

Now a more interesting question is if Superman can have kids or not. Seriiously were talking about the organ of Superman, can lois lane take that? anyhow, if lois lane did become pregnant somehow one kick by super baby and he/she is coming out!

The only way to keep any of this from happening is a kryptonite condom but that would kill him.

Its all about The flash.

mc666 wrote:

He-Man could spooge both of their asses

That is arguably one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

scottmitchell74 wrote:

When Spidey had his cosmic powers, he was the most powerful being in the Marvel Universe.....correct me if I'm wrong.

And Superman was the most powerful in DC. Superman is the Lion of the superhero or the Polar Bear. He owns all other superheroes.

Heck no! Are ye mad, man?

No way. I mean even the Hulk considered it a moral victory just giving Superman a bloody nose when they "mixed universes" in the mid-90's.

Pffft! A horse took out superman, and spiderman would wreck a horse!

It's all about Chuck Norris.

xyz wrote:

It's all about Chuck Norris.

I was waiting for somebody to say that.

Schbopo wrote:

xyz wrote:

It's all about Chuck Norris.

I was waiting for somebody to say that.

Actually, if you go by the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, then it's Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

I'm sure it's possible, All Spidey has to do is infuse some kryptonite into his artificial webbing, and Superman's toast. Just tie him up.

Stender wrote:

Spiderman cant beat anyone....period. He is too busy narrarating his movies and comics.

Now a more interesting question is if Superman can have kids or not. Seriiously were talking about the organ of Superman, can lois lane take that? anyhow, if lois lane did become pregnant somehow one kick by super baby and he/she is coming out!

The only way to keep any of this from happening is a kryptonite condom but that would kill him.

Its all about The flash.

Hmmm..... Has someone been watching the film Mallrats by any chance.

mc666 wrote:

He-Man could kick both of their asses

Agreed.

UltraMagnus007 wrote:

Stender wrote:

Spiderman cant beat anyone....period. He is too busy narrarating his movies and comics.

Now a more interesting question is if Superman can have kids or not. Seriiously were talking about the organ of Superman, can lois lane take that? anyhow, if lois lane did become pregnant somehow one kick by super baby and he/she is coming out!

The only way to keep any of this from happening is a kryptonite condom but that would kill him.

Its all about The flash.

Hmmm..... Has someone been watching the film Mallrats by any chance.

yes!

Well superman can blow on him and freeze him, shoot lazers out his eyes, abd can fly faster than Spiderman's web can shoot from his wrists. I say Superman has him taken care of.

Stender wrote:

UltraMagnus007 wrote:

Stender wrote:

Spiderman cant beat anyone....period. He is too busy narrarating his movies and comics.

Now a more interesting question is if Superman can have kids or not. Seriiously were talking about the organ of Superman, can lois lane take that? anyhow, if lois lane did become pregnant somehow one kick by super baby and he/she is coming out!

The only way to keep any of this from happening is a kryptonite condom but that would kill him.

Its all about The flash.

Hmmm..... Has someone been watching the film Mallrats by any chance.

yes!

That film is pure genius, still my favourite of the jay and silent bob films.

Lurideath wrote:

Well superman can blow on him and freeze him, shoot lazers out his eyes, abd can fly faster than Spiderman's web can shoot from his wrists. I say Superman has him taken care of.

Finally someone that thought it out.

Didn't DC kill off Superman a couple years back? If so Spiderman wins by default

(This is coming from an Ex Spider-Man Worshipper)

Non the less Superman was invincible unless kryptonite was involved, so if spidey got a hold of some then maybe he would have a chance but superman could practically do anything and if there was no kryptonite superman would sqaush him like a bug (no pun intended)

How would Spiderman get close enough to expose the kryptonite anyway? Superman could burn him with his laser vision from the sky.

I think a better match would be between Spiderman and Batman or The Punisher.