PETRA FAN PINOCHLE BUTTOCKS

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

I'm sorry, but I'm not puting anything in my mouth that comes out of a jar with a queer little fairy boy in green tights plastered all over the label. NO SIR, I've got standards dang it. Crunchy or creamy...not gonna happen. :defleppard:

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I prefer JIF.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37869 Age : 54

Skippy up in here boss!!

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Subject: Re: PETRA FAN PINOCHLE BUTTOCKS Mon May 19, 2008 10:39 pm

I like Smuckers all natural.

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scottmitchell74 wrote:: I like Smuckers all natural.

With a name like Smuckers', it's GOT to be good, after all.

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Subject: Re: PETRA FAN PINOCHLE BUTTOCKS Mon May 19, 2008 10:43 pm

It's good, but a pain. You have to stir in the oozing peanut oil all de time.

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scottmitchell74 wrote:: It's good, but a pain. You have to stir in the oozing peanut oil all de time.

Yea, I know. I used to buy that stuff too but my kid refuses to eat it. Seeing it with the oil separated grosses him out. Hence the reliance on Skippy these days.

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I don't like Peanut Butter. It messes wit' my dentures.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

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Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

i guess peter pan is the most blasphemous peanut butter then? i guess i'll start buying that. i hope they donate all the money to the ACLU.

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Subject: Re: PETRA FAN PINOCHLE BUTTOCKS Mon May 19, 2008 11:36 pm

How very passive-aggressive of you, MC666!

You delighful pot-stirrer! Very Happy

You mingle bluntness and subtlety in an intoxicating cocktail!

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

I buy store brand PB so it don't matter to me.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

scottmitchell74 wrote:: I like Smuckers all natural.

I'm with you, my man. I like the natural peanut butter, but yea, stirring it up for the 1st time is a pain. I actually broke off the blade to a butter knife the other day just trying to mix the oil back in.

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Pour the oil out and stir the rest. Then you don't have to stir as much every time.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3367 Age : 56

ultmetal wrote:: I prefer JIF.

Choosy mothers do.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Auntie Saxon wrote:: Pour the oil out and stir the rest. Then you don't have to stir as much every time.

Doesn't that dry the peanut butter out too much?

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It makes it a little grainy.

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Can't have grainy peanut butter. Dump it all into a large bowl and then stir it. See how easy that was?

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

emptytomb1 wrote:: Can't have grainy peanut butter. Dump it all into a large bowl and then stir it. See how easy that was?

Sounds like too much hassle for me. That takes time away from me slathering it onto everything from bananas to pretzels to bread and cramming it into my over-stuffed pie-hole.

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Adams has a pre-mixed all natural kind. Peanut Butter on bananas and apples rocks.

Subject: Re: PETRA FAN PINOCHLE BUTTOCKS Tue May 20, 2008 5:21 pm

Quote :: Can't have grainy peanut butter. Dump it all into a large bowl and then stir it. See how easy that was?

So pragmatic. So boring. I prefer to struggle.

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

mc666 wrote:: i guess peter pan is the most blasphemous peanut butter then? i guess i'll start buying that. i hope they donate all the money to the ACLU.

I love the Peter Pan Peanut Butter, it's got a little sugar added to it. Another reason to buy it is it was recalled last year for traces of salmonella.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50

I eat PB every day. Skippy for me and nuttin' else. Get it? Nuttin' else? Laughing very hard

Kill me, please!!! Shocked

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

the sentinel wrote:: I eat PB every day. Skippy for me and nuttin' else. Get it? Nuttin' else? PA DUM.....PSHHHHHH!!!!!!! YESSSS!!!

Kill me, please!!!

Subject: Re: PETRA FAN PINOCHLE BUTTOCKS Thu May 22, 2008 10:58 pm

Tall Tyrion wrote:

ultmetal wrote:: I prefer JIF.

Choosy mothers do.

I'm with the choosy mothers

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