5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs

I have woke up with this song in my head 3 times this week.

It's just so darn catchy.

However, as much as I like the jingle, I still don't hardly ever eat at Subway.


Thoughts?


http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=WHIo4VruGZY

For our Spanish friends: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=HFn26FHUJJ8&feature=related

I don't have a Subway near me so I can't take advantage of this incredibly tempting offer.

However, the "$5 Foot Long" jingle, catchy as it might be, has got nuthin' on this addictive little ditty from Subway's main competition, Quizno's. Take it away, Sponge Monkeys!

You like titles that are innuendos, and your sick in the head. What kind of thoughts did you want?

emptytomb1 wrote:

You like titles that are innuendos, and your sick in the head. What kind of thoughts did you want?

For being a relatively new pain in my behind, you sure know my inner workings.


Yep, I'm not going to rewrite that statement.

Subway is latin for "Satan". And their food is what they will feed you in hell.

sweet, because i love Subway. probably gonna eat me some satan for lunch this afternoon.

never seen the commercial though.

Never tried 'em. With delis and pizza shops on dang near ever corner, no self-respecting Philly boy would go into a Subway or Pizza Hut. Although when I see the effect they've had on Jared....Ooooooga!

My towns Subway just quit the 5 dollar deal......sooooo pissed right now!

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emptytomb1 wrote:

You like titles that are innuendos, and your sick in the head. What kind of thoughts did you want?

For being a relatively new pain in my behind, you sure know my inner workings.


Yep, I'm not going to rewrite that statement.

Alright, i'll be serious for a second. If I cross a line tell me, i'm a sarcastic SOB and I enjoy finding people who think like me, but sometime I have no tact. I have appreciated your humor but if I need it, stuff a sandwich up my ass. I know, that's a bad line, wanna walk throught that door?

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Never tried 'em. With delis and pizza shops on dang near ever corner, no self-respecting Philly boy would go into a Subway or Pizza Hut.

That reminds me... whose Philly cheesesteaks do you prefer, MG? Geno's or Pat's?

ET, there are no lines to cross with me. I think you're as cool as the other side of the pillow. Honestly.

I just said I wasn't going to change my statement because there was an obvious double entendre there and I was going with it.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled foot long.

Never ate there.

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Never tried 'em. With delis and pizza shops on dang near ever corner, no self-respecting Philly boy would go into a Subway or Pizza Hut.

That reminds me... whose Philly cheesesteaks do you prefer, MG? Geno's or Pat's?

Neither. Jim's Steak's on South Street. Although it's been years since I've had a cheesesteak. A few years ago, after Philly was named the fattest city in the country, some local news station did a report on exactly how unhealthy cheesesteaks really are. Of course, in our heads, we already knew that, but when the tv report lays it all out like that, it just kinda ruins the whole experience. They are tasty though, especially late night after boozin' it up.

We even used to have Subway in my little town. But it was so expensive, it went out of business quickly. I gues having McDonalds as the closest neighbor had something to do about it also.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets that jingle stuck on the brain. BTW, it's actually:

"5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs"

Oh, and the fact that there's a cartoon Godzilla in one of those ads doesn't hurt either.

tohostudios wrote:

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets that jingle stuck on the brain. BTW, it's actually:

"5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs"

Oh, and the fact that there's a cartoon Godzilla in one of those ads doesn't hurt either.

Finally I don't feel like such a freak.

I'm way late on this but someone mentioned Quiznos so I'm going to bring it up anyway. There was a male substitute teacher at the school I work at that the girls nicknamed Quiznos because he was a "hot sub". They may have plagiarized it but I still thought it was funny.

spectrefate wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets that jingle stuck on the brain. BTW, it's actually:

"5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs"

Oh, and the fact that there's a cartoon Godzilla in one of those ads doesn't hurt either.

Finally I don't feel like such a freak.

Oh, but you should...

Auntie Saxon wrote:

I'm way late on this but someone mentioned Quiznos so I'm going to bring it up anyway. There was a male substitute teacher at the school I work at that the girls nicknamed Quiznos because he was a "hot sub". They may have plagiarized it but I still thought it was funny.

When that guy walked by did you all sing "WE LOVE DE SUUUUUB!" like those creepy little creatures in the Quizno's commercial?

I've never seen a hot sub around here. Sandwich or human!

The last hot sub I saw was Howard Hesseman on Head of the Class.

Grrrr!

Wait.


Scrap that last statement.

Did he sub on Head of the Class? I must have missed that episode.

Thanks a lot by the way, I'm singing your jingle at my desk.

I thought Billy Connolly was the "sub" on "Head of the Class" when Howard Hesseman left the show.