Are Xylophone solos important to you?

A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the creamy, flavorful splendor of a xylophone solo!

If I started this thread people would think it were a joke. But I agree about the importance of xylophones!

Definately, especially if it's some Zappa

I don't know, but they're cooler than this:

Now thats just wrong

At least they could have flushed the bowl there on the left.

SAHB Healer wrote:

At least they could have flushed the bowl there on the left.

Yeah I noticed that the first time I saw this picture

All I have to say is "The Girl From Ipanema"

Meh i can take em or leave em.

But what really gets me going is a nice virtuosic solo on the toy piano.

Of course they are!Barney plays a mean xylophone

Not as important as a didjeridoo solo

There's some serious Xylophone stylin's in this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f8Sser_DJU

YES!!!! Not as important as a good accordian solo but still very important.

thrasher73 wrote:

Of course they are!Barney plays a mean xylophone

Are they important?!? Is breathing important to live? Is water important to fish? Does the pope sh*it in the woods?

The answer to all of these is of course:
YES!

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Does the pope sh*it in the woods?

You forgot: "is the Bear Catholic?"

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Does the pope sh*it in the woods?

You forgot: "is the Bear Catholic?"

I shoulda typed "Does a bear sh*t on Freddy porch?

I don't understand the question. It's obvious.

Great new avatar, DallasBlack. I didn't know you grew a beard!

These and more spoons are needed.

Is that guy about to take a dump in the urinal? That's metal.....and I've seen it before, too.

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Is that guy about to take a dump in the urinal? That's metal.....and I've done it before, too.

Fixed.

Oh, Tyrion, you devilish imp.


Well, I had to "deal" with it. Being janitor/stock boy at a store right next to a nursing home leads to some 'fun with poop'.

You guys are gonna drive your fav Uncle right the hell outta here. I can take a joke - but I decry "Blasphemy" on this one. I am hiring a P.I. to secretly tape all of your grandmothers taking dumps*. They will start to be posted on this board soon. Hope you and grannie don't get along so well!

*This does not apply to Shiney or anyone else whose grandmother is in poor health at this time. Put up a little prayer to your higher power for Shiney's gramma, if ya would.

I dunno, I love Saxon, but that picture deserves to have jokes made about it.

JERSEY HAS MADE YOU JADED.