thejokeriv Metal is my Life
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TheGooch nOOb master
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| Subject: Re: God's gift to men.... Fri May 09, 2008 9:36 am | |
| - MetalGuy71 wrote:
- Call me crazy, but I don't want anything that vibrates near my face. And really, haven't they done enough with razors? Every 6 months they somehow shoe-horn in another freakin' blade to give you "the closest shave EVER!" Really? Didn't you give me the closest shave ever 6 months ago with 4 blades? Or a year ago with 3? I was hoodwinked again, Mr. Gillette, you rascal. Is the 5th blade burrowing under my skin to attack whiskers at the source? Are they attaching lasers to them to blast the hair cells before they even sprout? And when those 5 blades dull after 3 uses (trust me, they will), I'll look like a man that hired a drunken monkey with a dull, rusty butter-knife to do the task. Not to mention that I'll need to take out a 2nd mortage on my house to buy replacement blades. Oh, and now the razor vibrates? Super. Since I'm already running 5 razor-sharp blades past my jugular, let's make it shake in my grasp, for an extra challenge. Perhaps I'll do this after my morning pot of coffee, when I'm especially jittery.
God's gift to men? Hardly. That title should only be bestowed on something that so truly deserves it. Internet porn. agreed internet porn is the best | |
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