Hulk Hogan was originally supposed to die for our sins. God had to go to Plan B, because there were no nails strong enough to pierce Hulk Hogan’s flesh. Also, Hulk Hogan cannot die.
The universe was not formed by the big bang. It was formed from the sheer force of Hulk Hogan bodyslamming Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3.
Hulk Hogan can count backwards from infinity.
Hulk Hogan isn't actually going bald... his hair is retreating from his deadly stare.
Hulk Hogan has caused lightning to strike from his mouth, just by bristling his moustache hairs.
When milk is poured on them, Hulk Hogan's Rice Krispies don't dare talk back.
One man had the audacity to call Hulk Hogan's moustache "gay". That person is now the only soul in heaven confined to a wheelchair.
In high school, Hulk Hogan never had difficulty with calculus. He would simply write the equation on the blackboard, and flex in front of it. The equation would solve itself out of fear.
The sun does not set. It is running away from Hulk Hogan.
Mankind would have evolved before the dinosaurs did, but Hulk Hogan kept crippling the good stupid monkeys.
Hulk Hogan's bologna does have a first name. However, you'd better address it as 'Sir', just to be safe.
Earthquakes are Hogan's footsteps. Hurricanes are Hogan yawning. Floods do not bear thinking about.
Hulk Hogan no sold a punch from Superman.
Hulk Hogan once punched out a Locomotive.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Hulk Hogan Atomic Leg drop.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Hulk Hogan.
A Hulk Hogan Atomic Leg Drop is the preferred method of execution in sixteen states.
Subject: Hulk Hogan 
Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:05 pm
Hogan Rules. "He is a real American, fight for the rights of every man."
