Of Unsound Mind......

How come when you pick your nose, it's full again just minutes later?

Ever wonder what balsa wood tastes like?

If dogs sweat through their tounges, what are their armpits for?

Why do men have nipples?

How come the people at nude colonies are always the type of people that should never be seen without clothes on?

Why is a woman's prison called a penal colony?

If a tree falls in the woods and lands on a mime, does anybody care?

What do children starving in Africa have to do with whether an American child finishes his/her peas?

If it's wrong to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If you took Unisom and Nodoze what would be the result? What about Nyquil and Dayquil? Or Immodium and an Ex-lax?

If my right hand offends me and I cut it off, then my left hand offends me, what do I cut it off with?

DallasBlack wrote:

If dogs sweat through their tounges, what are their armpits for?

They have armpits because their arm connects to their body. It doesn't need to have sweat glands. JEEZ!

EvyMetal wrote:

DallasBlack wrote:

If dogs sweat through their tounges, what are their armpits for?

They have armpits because their arm connects to their body. It doesn't need to have sweat glands. JEEZ!

If someone asks a dumb question will somebody answer? In your case I'm guessing yes.

Fat Freddy wrote:

"Ahhhhhh! Human arguing and debating interface! We will enjoy it!"

MEPZ, MEPZ, MEPZ, MEPZ,MMMEPZ!

Why are the number of hot dogs in a pack and the number of buns in a pack not the same?

emptytomb1 wrote:

Why are the number of hot dogs in a pack and the number of buns in a pack not the same?

Because the world is not fair.

How come with all the conspiracy theories of JFK's assassination never involve aliens abducting him and replacing him with a clone who then gets shot in Dallas.? Aliens are always accused of abducting drugged up hicks from the south but never anybody with a pedigree. I thing that is intellegent being discrimination. Where's Johnny Cochran when you need him...Yeah supposedly he's dead but I believe the aliens are holding him for a defence.

emptytomb1 wrote:

Why are the number of hot dogs in a pack and the number of buns in a pack not the same?

The conspiracy is the hot dog companies are colluding with the Bakeries, their scheme is to mismatch the number of buns with the number of hot dogs so you have to buy more buns so as to have a hot dog with each bun but the pure genius is that you have an excess of buns so you have to buy another packet of hot dogs and so it goes in a vicious circle.

It's the price we pay for living in a western capitalist society.

emptytomb1 wrote:

Why are the number of hot dogs in a pack and the number of buns in a pack not the same?

This is known as Isaac Newton's Third Law of Excess Wienerage (or Excess Bunnerage, depending on which you have more of).

If by some miracle you do have the same # of hot dogs as you do hot dog buns, then you have achieved the extremely rare state of Frankquilization.

DallasBlack wrote:

Ever wonder what balsa wood tastes like?

It's not as tasty as you might think.

emptytomb1 wrote:

Why are the number of hot dogs in a pack and the number of buns in a pack not the same?

The rest you feed to the dog.

DallasBlack wrote:

How come when you pick your nose, it's full again just minutes later?

Well, since you put it right back in your mouth agani, you simply never get rid of it!

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This is known as Isaac Newton's Third Law of Excess Wienerage (or Excess Bunnerage, depending on which you have more of).

If by some miracle you do have the same # of hot dogs as you do hot dog buns, then you have achieved the extremely rare state of Frankquilization.

Oh wise one!

DeathCult wrote:

And it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night.

A dingo ate my baby!!!

What?

"All your base are belong to Us"

Scott, it's from Seinfeld.

Soft Bodied Sea Creatures!

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Scott, it's from Seinfeld.

I know!

You were supposed to write:

"The dingo ate my baby!"




(the lady in that episode said "What?" because she was clueless to Elaine's joke, if you remember)

Yeah Scott is like our resident Seinfeld guru......

What's your favourite episode? I can't really pinpoint my favourite, but I love when Newman eats all the muffin bottoms in "The Muffin Tops", I laugh everytime I see it.

"They call him a cleaner. He makes problems go away."


I could not pick a favorite. It's just impossible to pin point one that's better than the others.

Let's tax anyone who stands in water!!!!!!!!!