Children of Bodom ROCKS!

Children of Bodom was awesome at FOntana! They had a sick show, their new stuff from Blooddrunk album was good! I like the track, Blood from Heaven! It was really good, I got to preview it on myspace.com/childrenofbodom

No, they really don't

they're ok, i like them fine. there are however many CoB threads here...

https://heartofmetal.niceboard.com/heart-of-metal-f1/children-of-bodom-t4270.htm?highlight=children+of+bodom
https://heartofmetal.niceboard.com/heart-of-metal-f1/children-of-bodom-t2015.htm?highlight=children+of+bodom
https://heartofmetal.niceboard.com/heart-of-metal-f1/children-of-bodom-are-you-dead-yet-t77.htm?highlight=children+of+bodom

I respect huntermike85 opinion but i have to agree with DEATHCULT, they dont rock at all to me. TWISTED SISTER ROCK a lot more.

I like CoB, but this guy is a spammer, so he's a fag.

No disrespect to huntermike, but isnt there like 80 other threads on bodom?

I had one of their cds for a day. That illustrates my viewpoint.

I am not into this band at all. The growling vox are a death knell.

I agree that the vocals get old REAL quick but the music is good enough that I listen to them every now and then. My favorite track is Everytime I Die (my first intro was the music video)-that track rules!!!

If they are "children" of Bodom, I am assuming Bodom was an untalented, unoriginal hack as well?

Bravely bold Sir Bodom rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Bodom. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Bodom. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Bodom. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

Hey Children! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, you and all your silly Finnish K-nig-hts!

DeathCult wrote:

No, they really don't

I used to like them a lot, but they lost an edge. The last album I really liked throughout was "Follow the Reaper", everything afterwards is too watered down for my taste.

SAXON1500 wrote:

If they are "children" of Bodom, I am assuming Bodom was an untalented, unoriginal hack as well?

Do you know where their name comes from? It's actually a pretty eerie backstory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Bodom_murders

Hatebreeder and Follow The Reaper are rather awesome. Everything else is a bit hit and miss.

Hey Sax! Bodom is a Lake!

I've always felt that I SHOULD like C.o.B. but I just don't. Same goes for Arch Enemy. There is no reason why I shouldn't like these bands. I just don't. That simple.

Selvmord wrote:

I've always felt that I SHOULD like C.o.B. but I just don't. Same goes for Arch Enemy. There is no reason why I shouldn't like these bands. I just don't. That simple.

I think i have that same problem with those two bands. Also with NILE that happens to me.

Yeah - Actually my kid likes them. so, being the responsible adult (What? Who said that?). I looked into them and it is a pretty freaky story.

any members that don't know me well yet - don't take much I say too seriously.

SAXON1500 wrote:

If they are "children" of Bodom, I am assuming Bodom was an untalented, unoriginal hack as well?

Bravely bold Sir Bodom rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Bodom. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Bodom. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Bodom. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

Hey Children! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, you and all your silly Finnish K-nig-hts!

You had to have looked those lyrics up! Even I, the quintessential MP fan, don't have all those lyrics memorized.

I DID look up the Sir Robin song. But, as my father smelt of elderberry, I DO have all the French Guard lingo down pat!

You wiper of other people's bottoms!

krokus wrote:

Selvmord wrote:

I've always felt that I SHOULD like C.o.B. but I just don't. Same goes for Arch Enemy. There is no reason why I shouldn't like these bands. I just don't. That simple.

I think i have that same problem with those two bands. Also with NILE that happens to me.

YES! Nile is the same with me! I went to one of thier shows, only to see Hypocrisy. I left before Nile even came out!

tohostudios wrote:

SAXON1500 wrote:

If they are "children" of Bodom, I am assuming Bodom was an untalented, unoriginal hack as well?

Bravely bold Sir Bodom rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Bodom. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Bodom. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Bodom. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

Hey Children! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, you and all your silly Finnish K-nig-hts!

You had to have looked those lyrics up! Even I, the quintessential MP fan, don't have all those lyrics memorized.

I know that song practically by heart (everything up to "bowls unplugged"). I've seen Holy Grail more times than I can count, Life of Brian and Meaning Of Life multiple times and the entire Flying Circus series two times all the way through (four if you count reading the scripts for every episode twice-I have two books that contain the complete scripts). So I actually am that much of a MP nerd.

Perhaps thats why I've never had a girfriend?

Quote :

Perhaps thats why I've never had a girfriend

One day you'll find your Carol Cleveland!

SAXON1500 wrote:

Perhaps thats why I've never had a girfriend? [/quote]


Probably.