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scottmitchell74 Jada Pinkett Smith's Cabana Boy
Number of posts : 9052 Age : 50
| Subject: Funny Metal Opinions Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:58 am | |
| I was reading Feast or Famine Mag. yesterday (from 1999! Yeah, I've got no life!) and this opinion hit my funny bone: Hecate Enthroned Dark Requiems....
Death 10 Tracks 42:50 Ho. Lee. Sh#t. This is so bad. Hecate Enthroned have always been known as bad Cradle of Filth clones, but even that tag doesn't begin to describe how awful they are. On one hand, people should hear this just to know how bad Black metal can be, but on the other hand no one deserves this kind of punishment. Albums like this make me wish the English black metal musicians would start stabbing each other to death and committing suicide. They may never catch up to with the Norwegians, but if only one member of Hecate Enthroned died, it would be worth it. On my couch! (With Wallace & Grommet on in the background! ) This reviewer is overall very fair, well written and sensible, but can be scathing when a band sucks. Funny stuff...
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mc666 Master Sailboat
Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Funny Metal Opinions Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:26 am | |
| that's not really a review, but rather an opinion. he doesn't really go into the details of why he thinks it's so bad, or even bother with attempting to describe the album. it's more like he's just trying to be funny.
Hecate Enthroned does suck though. _________________ | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37953 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Funny Metal Opinions Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:49 am | |
| I remember Metal Maniacs reviewed a CD by the same band some time ago and the critic was equally harsh (and just as hilarious). I'll have to dig around and see if I can find that article. I do remember that he wrote it as a "top ten" style list of reasons not to buy the album, and the last one was "This band's reputation as a third rate Cradle of Filth clone is really quite generous." _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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ultmetal Administrator
Number of posts : 19452 Age : 57
| Subject: Re: Funny Metal Opinions Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:28 am | |
| Two word review, "Sh*t Sandwich!" You can't print that... _________________ ULTIMATUM - TOO METAL FOR WIKIPEDIA!
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DeathCult Master Of The Crotch Grab
Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Funny Metal Opinions Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:42 am | |
| There's a really funny one that was out there for "Cold Lake" but I can't remember what it was in. | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37953 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Funny Metal Opinions Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:44 am | |
| If any of you have ever read the "Grimoire of Exalted Deeds" 'zine, virtually any of the CD reviews they publish would qualify for this thread. I have never seen such merciless bashing and overuse of the word "gay" in all my born days. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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DeathCult Master Of The Crotch Grab
Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Funny Metal Opinions Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:47 am | |
| I remember when Cannibal Corpse's Gallery Of Suicide came out, the title of the review was I WILL BORE YOU!!!!!!!! took up about a quarter of the page. | |
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mc666 Master Sailboat
Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Funny Metal Opinions Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:14 am | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
- If any of you have ever read the "Grimoire of Exalted Deeds" 'zine, virtually any of the CD reviews they publish would qualify for this thread. I have never seen such merciless bashing and overuse of the word "gay" in all my born days.
love that zine. it's how i practice my olde english. _________________ | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37953 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Funny Metal Opinions Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:00 pm | |
| - mc666 wrote:
- Fat Freddy wrote:
- If any of you have ever read the "Grimoire of Exalted Deeds" 'zine, virtually any of the CD reviews they publish would qualify for this thread. I have never seen such merciless bashing and overuse of the word "gay" in all my born days.
love that zine. it's how i practice my olde english. The half naked girlie pics scattered all over the zine are a nice bonus as well. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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