Subject: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Thu Dec 01, 2022 5:27 pm
Never mind that Winnie the Pooh flick, here's the bear horror movie we REALLY wanna see!
...I was already "in" when I first heard about this movie a few months ago, based on the title alone, but now that I've seen the trailer, I'm all "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"
...and the best part is that yes, it is indeed (loosely) based on a real story. A bear in Georgia did indeed consume a bunch of cocaine that fell from an airplane in 1985 and therefore was the most jacked up, freakin apex predator in the entire world for a few hours ... until it died, of course
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Thu Dec 01, 2022 5:51 pm
This is something I would catch on a streaming service. No interest in catching it at the theater.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:00 pm
I remember reading about that bear that ate the coke for an hour or two, that was the most dangerous animal to EVER walk the earth until it's heart exploded, of course.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:09 am
Heroin bear isn’t as scary. He’s sleepy.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:08 pm
Just heard about this movie a couple days ago. Had zero interest in it based on the title, but after seeing the trailer, I'm in!
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:35 pm
Troublezone wrote:
Heroin bear isn’t as scary. He’s sleepy.
Think of the sequel possibilities. Just combine a drug and a dangerous animal. LSD Shark! Meth Gator! Crack Gorilla! This could be the start of a whole new movie franchise!
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Thu Dec 15, 2022 1:09 pm
Fat Freddy, when I heard about this movie, I thought of you instantly.
I plan on seeing this movie in cinemas.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Mon Dec 19, 2022 2:06 pm
Fat Freddy wrote:
Troublezone wrote:
Heroin bear isn’t as scary. He’s sleepy.
Think of the sequel possibilities. Just combine a drug and a dangerous animal. LSD Shark! Meth Gator! Crack Gorilla! This could be the start of a whole new movie franchise!
Weren’t you big into those SYFY channel movies? Like Sharknado!
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Fri Dec 23, 2022 3:31 pm
Troublezone wrote:
Weren’t you big into those SYFY channel movies? Like Sharknado!
Oh yeah, they were loads of fun, but I'm kinda over those stupid-on-purpose creature features now (you can only watch so many of 'em, after all!)... it seems like SyFy got tired of 'em too cuz I don't think they're programming many of them anymore.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Fri Dec 23, 2022 7:04 pm
And then we get the final movie in the series, Rehab Bear.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sat Jan 28, 2023 10:26 pm
Hadley wrote:
And then we get the final movie in the series, Rehab Bear.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:15 pm
I reserved my ticket to see it tomorrow. I get to see it for free.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sat Feb 25, 2023 12:07 am
Required Fields wrote:
I just bought my ticket to see it tomorrow. I get to see it for free.
How do you buy something that's free?
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sat Feb 25, 2023 3:04 pm
007 wrote:
Required Fields wrote:
I just bought my ticket to see it tomorrow. I get to see it for free.
How do you buy something that's free?
Thanks for noticing that. I just edited it.
I saw the movie today, and laughed quite a bit.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:34 pm
I guess we should have expected this: The Asylum (makers of "Sharknado" and a host of so-called "mockbusters" of box office hits, like Snakes On A Train, Battle Star Wars, The Terminators, Ape vs. Monster, and dozens of others) announced their "Cocaine Bear" inspired knock off yesterday via Twitter: ATTACK OF THE METH GATOR. No casting or release date yet.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sat Feb 25, 2023 7:41 pm
The syndicated movie review guy our local news broadcast uses actually gave Cocaine Bear a "B" grade. And the horror movie nut I work with loved it. Both said the same thing, it's a dumb, bloody, fun comedy.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:41 am
My brother saw it yesterday and said "I wish you had been there with me, this is totally your kinda movie, you are gonna love it!" He called it "an instant cheesy classic"
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Thu Mar 02, 2023 12:36 pm
Fat Freddy wrote:
My brother saw it yesterday and said "I wish you had been there with me, this is totally your kinda movie, you are gonna love it!" He called it "an instant cheesy classic"
I plan on seeing it this weekend. Might go today after work if I get off early enough. Don’t know why, but I just feel like I absolutely have to se this movie, and I’m not usually into these types of movies.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sat Apr 22, 2023 4:19 pm
Cocaine Bear is now streaming on Peacock in case anybody wants to check it out. I watched it last week. It was pretty much what I expected: a goofy, gory creature feature/horror comedy. Fun to watch once, doubt I'll ever feel the need to revisit it though.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Fri Apr 28, 2023 12:44 am
Fat Freddy wrote:
Cocaine Bear is now streaming on Peacock in case anybody wants to check it out. I watched it last week. It was pretty much what I expected: a goofy, gory creature feature/horror comedy. Fun to watch once, doubt I'll ever feel the need to revisit it though.
Saw it at the theater, and thought it was much better than I expected. Cracked me up when the bear passed out coming down from his high lol I'll probably watch it again eventually, but no rush.
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Fri Apr 28, 2023 11:37 am
Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Wed Mar 20, 2024 4:16 pm
I finally saw this one a week or two ago. It was quite entertaining, and was MUCH better than it had any right to be. It's so ridiculous and over-the-top, you can't help but laugh your arse off! haha
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Subject: Re: COCAINE BEAR movie (2023) Sun May 12, 2024 9:41 pm
So it looks like "Attack of the Meth Gator" is finally happening, the trailer is on YouTube:
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