Scott's Shameful Confessions: Politics Edition

I saw something about Gretchen Whitmer from Michigan today and it got me thinking: Who are some politicians I find attractive.

***Attention*** Irrespective of Party. Making no mention of personality. Just attractiveness and sometimes why I think so.

Wendy Davis - Very fit, aging well. Chiseled.

Kristi Noem - Seems to be getting better looking with age. She may have had some work done. Don't care, like it. Fit.

AOC - During my brief Stand Up career one of my most well-received jokes was about my love for women with big teeth...all the better if set in a long face. Well, this filly gets my vote. Neigh!

Sarah Palin - Just hot. At 57 still is.

Kimberly Klacik - Nominally a politician...but too hot to leave off my list.

Katherine Harris - Circa 2000 during the election stuff in Florida. Man, I loved to see her on TV.

Kamala Harris - Yep. It fills me with shame. She's good looking though. The stress of the last couple of years have taken a toll, but she's attractive.

Gretchen Whitmer - I said irrespective of party! No mention of personality!

Kameltoe Harris does absolutely nothing for me, even before she opens her mouth. Used to think AOC was pretty hot, but now after watching some of her bullshit, I just can't get past it. Sarah Palin, would totally bang.

And I know she's not a "politician" but close enough, Kayleigh McEnany is very much one of the hottest in those circles. I never watched white house press conferences at all until I saw her lol

I liked "Sarah Palin" best when she was played by Lisa Ann.

Kamala looks like a camel.

AOC is a bad donkey. Hee Haw!

Her looks match her personality. A half human, jackass mutant.

Troublezone wrote:

Kamala looks like a camel.

AOC is a bad donkey. Hee Haw!

Her looks match her personality. A half human, jackass mutant.

Who is Kamala? Oh, you mean Kameltoe Harris?

Wrecked Neck wrote:

Troublezone wrote:

Kamala looks like a camel.

AOC is a bad donkey. Hee Haw!

Her looks match her personality. A half human, jackass mutant.

Who is Kamala? Oh, you mean Kameltoe Harris?

Yes. Kameltoe is the proper name!

***Attention*** Irrespective of Party.

Making no mention of personality.

Just attractiveness and sometimes why I think so. Laughing

Come on guys!! Let's pretend it's 2014 and everyone hasn't gone nuts with politics.

Wrecked Neck wrote:

And I know she's not a "politician" but close enough, Kayleigh McEnany is very much one of the hottest in those circles. I never watched white house press conferences at all until I saw her lol

You are so right about Kayleigh McEnany!! Sarah Palin is very attractive!!

Some of the others mentioned I don't find attractive at all.

scottmitchell74 wrote:

AOC - During my brief Stand Up career one of my most well-received jokes was about my love for women with big teeth...all the better if set in a long face. Well, this filly gets my vote. Neigh!

 Good line! I actually think she's not bad looking also.

Tulsi Gabbard, so hot! I also agree with Sarah Palin and McEnany.

Every time I hear the first name of our Vice President I think of this:




That's the only Kamala I ever liked.

tohostudios wrote:

Every time I hear the first name of our Vice President I think of this:




That's the only Kamala I ever liked.

Tulsi Gabbard is a total fox. I'd drink her bath water.

Cortez is a good looking woman. Omar has a pretty face. Klacik is gorgeous. Wouldn't kick Noem out of bed either. Boebert is just adorable. MTG looks like she could kick my ass & that kinda turns me on. West is a stunning woman too.

Not politicians, but political and I find hot...

Kayleigh McEnany & her sister Ryann
Candace Owens
Millie Weaver
Michelle Malkin
Liz Wheeler
Jen Psaki
Kat Timpf
Lauren Chen
Daisy Cousens
Amala Ekpunobi
Tomi Lahren
Joy Villa
Lana Lokteff
Sydney Watson

Me likes Lauren Boebert :iwant:I

Hottie packing heat, does it for me!

Mc666 - good list! Agree with Omar...and I sort of broke my own rule by not listing her because I find her so distasteful! I repent!

MTG?

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Mc666 - good list! Agree with Omar...and I sort of broke my own rule by not listing her because I find her so distasteful! I repent!

MTG?

Marjorie Taylor Greene

mc666 wrote:

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Mc666 - good list! Agree with Omar...and I sort of broke my own rule by not listing her because I find her so distasteful! I repent!

MTG?

Marjorie Taylor Greene

She looks like she would wear a strap on.

Mc666, how could I forget Candace Owens. She is awesome!

Thrasher73 wrote:

Mc666, how could I forget Candace Owens. She is awesome!

Under the narrow definition I didn't include her but broadly politically speaking: she's certainly stunning and must agree. MC666's list was really good.

Troublezone wrote:

mc666 wrote:

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Mc666 - good list! Agree with Omar...and I sort of broke my own rule by not listing her because I find her so distasteful! I repent!

MTG?

Marjorie Taylor Greene

She looks like she would wear a strap on.

tohostudios wrote:

Every time I hear the first name of our Vice President I think of this:




That's the only Kamala I ever liked.

Personal opinion (trying to stick to politicians only):

Lauren Boebert is a bloody cutie

Kimberly Klacik (same as above)

Kristi Noem has aged like a fine wine

Sarah Palin (same as above)

Tulsi Gabbard is smoking hot

Marjorie Taylor Greene I find moderately attractive, in the "every woman" kind of way

nevermore wrote:

Troublezone wrote:

mc666 wrote:

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Mc666 - good list! Agree with Omar...and I sort of broke my own rule by not listing her because I find her so distasteful! I repent!

MTG?

Marjorie Taylor Greene

She looks like she would wear a strap on.

Like mc said, she could probably kick someone’s ass. I imagine she’d go toe to toe with bare knuckles!

Kyrsten Sinema I also find moderately attractive, again in the "every woman" sense

Hmmmm... Nancy Mace is a fine looking woman as well.