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Hadley
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PostSubject: Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread   Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread Icon_minitimeMon May 03, 2021 8:15 pm

Time for another thread where we post songs with cheesy lyrics. This doesnt necessarily mean the song is bad, just that the lyrics (or certain lines) are just ridiculous. I'll start with this gem from Maiden's Empire of the Clouds:

She's the biggest vessel built by man
A giant of the skies
For all you unbelievers, the Titanic fits inside

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PostSubject: Re: Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread   Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread Icon_minitimeMon May 03, 2021 9:46 pm

Using Christian metal quotes in threads like these is like shootin' fish in a barrel, but every time this topic comes up the first thing that always comes to mind is Barren Cross' "Believe," which contains these two howlers:

"Better than pot, JESUS ROOOOOOCKS!"

"Smoke on His love, believe." Ummm, what?
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PostSubject: Re: Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread   Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread Icon_minitimeThu May 06, 2021 5:37 pm

Warrant’s song Heaven...

Jani Lane is singing about a girl, and then all of a sudden, he sings “I don’t need to be Superman as long as you’ll always be my big ass band”.
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PostSubject: Re: Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread   Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread Icon_minitimeThu May 06, 2021 9:14 pm

Messiah Prophet's "Rock the Flock", like dude seriously?
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PostSubject: Re: Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread   Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread Icon_minitimeThu May 06, 2021 9:43 pm

Troublezone wrote:
Warrant’s song Heaven...

Jani Lane is singing about a girl, and then all of a sudden, he sings “I don’t need to be Superman as long as you’ll always be my big ass band”.

Razz That would be ridiculous but that’s not the lyrics. “As long as you’ll always be my biggest fan” is what he says.
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PostSubject: Re: Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread   Time for another "cheesy lyrics" thread Icon_minitimeThu May 06, 2021 11:27 pm

Thrasher73 wrote:
Troublezone wrote:
Warrant’s song Heaven...

Jani Lane is singing about a girl, and then all of a sudden, he sings “I don’t need to be Superman as long as you’ll always be my big ass band”.

Razz  That would be ridiculous but that’s not the lyrics. “As long as you’ll always be my biggest fan” is what he says.

Wrong thread. lol!

I guess it belongs in the (lyrics that sound like something else). I haven’t owned the album since I had it on cassette 30 years ago. Occasionally I’ll hear it on Hair Nation satellite radio.
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