Remember that one night???

All this talk of this stupid virus is making people pissy and uptight. Let's forget about that for a while and reminisce about the good times. In fact, the word that describes this virus in NOT allowed in this thread, unless it involves the beer.

So wtf am I talking about here? I wanna hear some stories. I want to hear what your best day/night on this earth was. I don't wanna hear the standard answer of the day you got married, or when your child was born. I wanna hear the dirt.

My best memory was way back when, on my 21st birthday. It was actually my friends birthday, but we are a month apart so it was for us both. Me, him and another friend got comped into a all nude strip joint in Vegas called The Palamino club. It was owned by a friend of my dad's, and was the only total nude club in Vegas that served booze.

We show up in a limo I rented, get the full on VIP treatment when we walk in. The owner shows us to our premium seats next to the stage, stocked with drinks already. He then takes me on a private tour of his office, where he breaks out a Tony Montana sized mountain of cocaine. Only for fear of my dad finding out, I declined his offer on doing some. He asked me if I wanted a girl. Kicking myself ever since I declined that too. Can't help it, this was the height of the AIDES scare, and back then strippers where just as bad as hookers in my eyes, and I didn't want to touch one. Yeah I was stupid, but oh well, young and dumb lol

Anyways, I rejoin my friends, and we just continue to get hammered. I can't count how many lap dances we got that night, but I might as well have gotten laid in the back room. Countless drinks. Late into the night We ended up getting split up.  I went up stairs to the VIP lounge, they stayed at the table.  I was getting my beer muscles going, and standing in the front of the stage when some dude tells me to sit down. I immediately challenge him to step outside. I then call him some mafia punk or something and he just laughs.

Figuring he isn't going to follow me outside, I stumble down stairs to find my friends. Get to the bottom of the stairs, and this bouncer meets me. Now, I never met Andre the Giant, but I think this guy could have been his long lost twin. He was freak in HUGE! He even had an accent sort if like Andre. An accent he used,c to tell me "it's time for you to go". Yes sir I say, I'm outta hear.

Go outside and there are my buddies sitting on the sidewalk waiting for me. Apparently they were trying to bust out the mirrors in the bathroom to see if there were cameras behind them. Guess what? There was lol

So we go back to the motel room. We then proceeded to drink the beer we bought prior out in the parking lot with the security guard. We were sitting there drinking, then I ended up sterling his golf cart and driving it down the street. He ran me down and made me return it. My uncle owned the motel, so he couldn't really do much, but I relented and let him drive it back.

Then me and my large 280 pound 6'1" friend Chuck decided we were going to slam dance to whatever song happened to be playing on the radio we had. Well, he kept knocking me on my ass, and me getting angrier every time I land on my ass, got up and swung as hard as I could and connected right in his jaw. Dude didn't even flinch, just asked me why I hit him. I then told him I wasn't afraid of him, let's go motherf***er. He shrugs, tackles me, headbutts me 3 times, broke my nose, and then went back to his beer. I laid there for a minute and started laughing uncontrollably. My other friend helped me up, and back to the beer cooler. Then of course me and my big friend with his lethal weapon of a head, hugged it out, and continued to drink the night away.

I would like to add, that he might have beaten me, but I got my revenge during the hug. I'm 5'9", so when we hugged, I blew my bloody nose all over his nice clean shirt. I win! I still snore thanks to that night lol

Anyways, it was a great night. Could have been greater, but it is what it is. So what you got? And sorry for the book, I'm bored deal with it.

On a side note, the owner of that club was later arrested a couple years down the road for murdering one of his bouncers I believe. I often wonder if it was Andre Jr. that he killed. If so, he had some big balls....and some big bullets, dude was inhuman!  

Mine was much less flashy but that was what made it so perfect.

Started at 9am at Uni, 5 of us did a presentation that went pretty well so we had a cheeky spliff then went to the bar to celebrate. We then went to the local park for a kickabout as the weather was perfect all the while picking up more and more people that we knew along the way and it turned into an outdoor party by about 2pm. We spent the afternoon getting merrily hammered and then decided that clubbing was the only option so it was a quick dash home for some food, a shower and clubbing clothes, a bit of powder, mostly to help sober us up a bit and then we hit town.

The city I went to college in was known to have an insanely hedonistic club scene in the 90's and it didn't disappoint, the club was rocking and by this point there were about 60 of us. We bought some Ecstasy (as always) and I dropped two which turned out to be a bit of overkill as they were absolutely insanely pure MDMA

Anyway there was a girl and we had been friends for a while, it was the kind of friendship that was always going to end up horizontal at some point and this seemed like the perfect time. Ecstasy heightens your sense of connection and it's all very touchy feely and everyone loves everybody Which was pretty much what happened. Lisa was well known for being a bit of a party girl and having no particular preference between boys and girls, she also had two friends who were podium dancers and there were a few other guys and girls, to cut a long story short things got real naked real quick and what resulted could only be described as 'a bit of a scene'

The whole thing probably went on for about 24 hours and went from a perfectly normal weekday to absolute sex and drug fuelled debauchery that Motley Crue would have been proud of!

Everyone crashed at some point and I woke up to still find naked bodies strewn all over my living room and an awful lot of guilty giggling at the fact that we had actually done what we did. Nobody could really look each other in the eye and everyone staggered home eventually.

I think what made it so perfect was that it was all so unexpected. The amount of times that I have done things that were going to be amazing and were disappointing, but this came from nowhere and was perfect.

As a side note Lisa and I were a couple for about a year afterwards, but sadly she kept me away from her hot naked friends after that night

Nice!!! Got me beat that's for sure lol