Not bad. Had I heard this last week, I might've tacked it onto my Stormspell order.
As it stands, I've already blew my wad on Stormy's enticing selections and spent too much money to keep that information from my wife.*
*The previous excerpt was taken from papers collected from the law offices of Michael Cohen and used for comedic effect.
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.