During my long-hair phase, I thankfully was never mistaken as a girl. I was however confused with a wild Samoan on more than a few occasions, thanks to my beefy build and tan.
A rare photo of me with Captain Lou and another fan...
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.