Random Thoughts

Things people learn when playing raquetball with me......

1. I am still the king of raquetball.

2. I don't care how old you are, either move out of the way or duck.

3. I will laugh at you when you smash the ball as hard as you can, only to catch the bounce with your forehead.

4. Cowering in the corner will not save you.

Man, my shoes really
smell

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

why do i always get the plague so close to vacation?

Has Tom Hanks ever used the f-word in a movie?

We were racking our brains in the office this morning trying to recall a movie where Tom drops an f-bomb or really lets loose on some explatives.

He just does it on TV.

I hate when a hair gets stuck in between my teeth.

I just read thriugh this entire thread, and wonder what James B. was talking bout an Ultimatum shirt.

I wonder how some companies make any money.....

If a restaurant named Cracker Barrel can be successful, why not a restaurant named Honky Bucket?

How badly you have to pee is directly related to how many layers of clothing you have on.........

I really need to get more Hypocrisy albums....

....and I thought I was
weird or something ?

I love 80s Flotsam and Jetsam

I'd like to steal an idea from Friday's. A resteraunt named Tomorrow. With the catchphrase, "It's always tomorrow."

How the hell do I manage to bite my tongue when eating sometimes? You'd think after over 33 years of living, I would have mastered the technique of chewing properly.

Why do some people seem to be afraid of their acceleration pedal? The light turns green, it should only take a second to start moving and you should reach 40 miles an hour (typical speed limit) in less than two minutes tops (unless you're driving an electric car). However, some people take several seconds to start moving and even after several minutes are barely going over 30 MPH.

On the topic of driving, why do people insist on tailgating? Do you really think riding someone's ass is going to make them go faster. You do that to me and prepare for a brake check. And if that doesn't work, I will drastically slow down.

If you are toilet shy in crowded restroom, urine trouble.

I had a dream last night that I had long flowing locks. It was nice.

I had long flowing locks, but I lost the key.

Slayer's Reign In Blood is not good music to listen to when stuck in traffic.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Slayer's Reign In Blood is not good music to listen to when stuck in traffic.

A little road rage????

thejokeriv wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Slayer's Reign In Blood is not good music to listen to when stuck in traffic.

A little road rage????

You could say that. I threatened to "rip your f**king heart out of your chest and feed it to you, you f**king c**ksucker!!".

In fairness, those nuns in that van had it coming, slamming the brakes like that.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Slayer's Reign In Blood is not good music to listen to when stuck in traffic.

A little road rage????

You could say that. I threatened to "rip your f**king heart out of your chest and feed it to you, you f**king c**ksucker!!".

In fairness, those nuns in that van had it coming, slamming the brakes like that.

I'm that way even when listening to calm stuff. I hate bad drivers. Someone doesn't use a blinker-pisses me off. Someone fallows too closely-pisses me off. Someone speeds up when you try to pass them-pisses me off. Someone goes more than 5 mph BELOW the speed limit-pisses me off. Someone keeps riding their brakes-pisses me off. I take pride in being a decent driver and it just irks me that something so simple as driving seems to allude some people. If I were rich, I'd have to have a chauffeur because the temptation to ram some of those people would be too much .

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! We decided to redo our bathroom stall. Found out that the previous owner just used regular drywall and not cement backer board. Well, there is a lot of rot back there and then we notice little buggies. TERMITES!!!!! SHIT!!!! Hopefully it doesn't cost us an arm and a leg to get rid of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUX

how many people does it take to move a shed????