Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper

This made me laugh. Anyone wanna take a course? Maybe one day he wants to become a Billion Dollar Preacher: http://www.johnsanidopoulos.com/2011/10/learning-bible-with-alice-cooper.html

I have to admit if my Sunday school teacher was a man named Alice, I would probably walk outside and make sure there where A & E reality TV cameras following me around, that would very surreal.

manny wrote:

I have to admit if my Sunday school teacher was a man named Alice, I would probably walk outside and make sure there where A & E reality TV cameras following me around, that would very surreal.

I had to steal that for a FB post - that is awesome!!!!!

manny wrote:

I have to admit if my Sunday school teacher was a man named Alice, I would probably walk outside and make sure there where A & E reality TV cameras following me around, that would very surreal.

If my Sunday School teacher was Alice Cooper I'd definitely pay more attention than I did when it was Mr/Mrs Primproper.

tohostudios wrote:

If my Sunday School teacher was Alice Cooper I'd definitely pay more attention than I did when it was Mr/Mrs Primproper.

if you didnt, he would probably do something to you!!

I wish Alice had been my sunday school teacher.

Troublezone wrote:

I wish Alice had been my sunday school teacher.

Me too.

I wonder what his class topics consist of? "So today, we are going to talk about the beheading of John the Baptist. Next week we will discuss the sawing of half of the Prophet Isaiah. Any questions?"

If Alice Cooper actually showed up at my church, no one would recognize him but me.

I wonder how many fans are going to start showing up at his church

GrandNational wrote:

I wonder what his class topics consist of? "So today, we are going to talk about the beheading of John the Baptist. Next week we will discuss the sawing of half of the Prophet Isaiah. Any questions?"

And don't forget the in-depth study of the book of Job and the hanging of Judas.

EvyMetal wrote:

I wonder how many fans are going to start showing up at his church

About the same amount that go to his restaurant.

Troublezone wrote:

EvyMetal wrote:

I wonder how many fans are going to start showing up at his church

About the same amount that go to his restaurant.

I'd show up just to see what it's actually like. He's only a substitute though, so no guarantees

My mom took me to Sunday school briefly. I remember one day they were teaching the kids about Noah's Ark, and the young female teacher asked the children to name all the sorts of animals Noah took into the Ark. Without hesitation, I shot my hand up excitedly and blurted out "BATS! SNAKES! SPIDERS!!!" I remember she just looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. True story.

I wish Alice had been my teacher that day.

arachnoplasma wrote:

My mom took me to Sunday school briefly. I remember one day they were teaching the kids about Noah's Ark, and the young female teacher asked the children to name all the sorts of animals Noah took into the Ark. Without hesitation, I shot my hand up excitedly and blurted out "BATS! SNAKES! SPIDERS!!!" I remember she just looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. True story.

I wish Alice had been my teacher that day.

any Black Widow's on there??