Subject: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:11 am
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:55 am
Oink!!
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GrandNational Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:43 pm
WOW! And this is from 1993?
Required Fields Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:38 pm
"Open like an open book" is a lyric in the song. Wow.
Lari Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:49 pm
Hah, it's so bad it's actually awesome!
tohostudios King Of Kaiju
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:50 pm
I don't know which is worse, the video or the "music".
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Shawn Of Fire Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:54 pm
We were like a merry go round, going around in circles....
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exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:09 pm
This will be in the RNR HoF next time!!
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bassman Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:09 pm
Yikes!
That's awful!
Schbopo Ate his vegetables
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:53 pm
Kathy Bates goes rock n' roll
mc666 Master Sailboat
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:02 pm
she looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show.
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Troublezone Road Warrior
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:26 pm
It's Edna's daughter! (Reform School Girls)
COMPLETE CONTROL!!!
Troublezone Road Warrior
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:34 pm
mc666 wrote:
she looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show.
Just give her another chance mc.
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:45 am
After watching that video I had a strange feeling that I'd seen it before...turns out that I had. "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" did a story on Jan Terri way the hell back in 2000. Check it out.
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Troublezone Road Warrior
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:02 am
Dr. Demento could make her a star!
The music always sounds like Saved by the Bell.
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exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:40 pm
MetalGuy71 wrote:
Good Lord. That video woulda looked horrible and cheap by 1983 MTV standards. And coming from a channel that played this in heavy rotation...
Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:47 pm
I love the description posted under one of her videos on YouTube: "She's a blend of Miss Piggy, Jabba the Hut, and William Hung."
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:49 pm
On a seasonal note ,did anyone check out her totally bitchin' Halloween jam, "Get Down Goblin?"
In the "Daily Show" piece that I posted above, she sez something to the effect of how she wanted to "re-invent" Halloween when she made this video.
And check out her bad-ass guitar solo-age in this "live" clip. Doooooods she's wearing a Metallica shirt! She's one of US!
Some of the comments under this one are hilarious: "I've seen f*ckin' Muppets fake playing guitar more convincingly"
"I am officially burning my Metallica T-Shirts. After seeing her wearing one i refuse to be seen alive in one again."
"I want that magic guitar that plays itself!!!"
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:58 pm
The only thing she's "goblin" is Twinkies.
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Mglaffas81 Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:44 pm
Those lyrics are golden!
Sole Survivor Metal novice
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:01 pm
That first video makes my brains bleed blood..
stepcousin Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:42 pm
my better judgement told me not to click on these and now mentally I am a lesser man because of it.
Sutekh Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: The worst music video, EVER! Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:32 pm
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