I love really bad album cover design, sometimes it's like art...

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Anybody wanna play the "Marry, F***, Kill" game with these three?

Nah, didn't think so.

Dig the KARATIST PREACHER! If you don't accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, he'll break you in half.


And we like YOUR style, too Isabel. Rock on wit'yo own bad self, girlfriend.


This one reminds me of that scene in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" where the Black Power revolutionary guy is married to Marcia Brady...


Blind Guy gettin' DOWN on the beach with his seeing eye dog! Right ON!


I have no idea who Anna Russell is, but I have a feeling she was never nominated for an NAACP "Image Award"...


Imagine what this one must sound like:
(Sung to tune of James Brown's "Living In America" from "Rocky IV")
"Living with the Lesbians...on the farm... don't do no harm, YOW! Livin' with the lesbians...work the dirt, it don't hurt!"

I betcha you're not finding this one on iTunes. See what kids are missing these days, what with their digital downloads and all.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Dig the KARATIST PREACHER! If you don't accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, he'll break you in half.

Freddy took his goofy pills this week, dude is on a ROLL!

This one? I'm starting the script tonight. Going to hand deliver it to Robert Rodriguez tomorrow...if I don't get shot trying to drive through the gate at Troublemaker.

Shawn D. wrote:

Freddy took his goofy pills this week, dude is on a ROLL!

Just doin' my part to make everyone's day a little more surreal. *(tips hat)*

Shawn D. wrote:

This one? I'm starting the script tonight. Going to hand deliver it to Robert Rodriguez tomorrow...if I don't get shot trying to drive through the gate at Troublemaker.

It does sound like something tailor-made for Rodriguez, doesn't it? Maybe he can get Harvey Keitel to play the Preacher.

Shawn D. wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

Dig the KARATIST PREACHER! If you don't accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, he'll break you in half.

Freddy took his goofy pills this week, dude is on a ROLL!

This one? I'm starting the script tonight. Going to hand deliver it to Robert Rodriguez tomorrow...if I don't get shot trying to drive through the gate at Troublemaker.

Be sure to include this in your movie about Mike Crain. Seems the devil got a hold of him after all....

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"DAYTON, TN (WRCB) -- We're learning more about a former christian camp director charged with sexual assault. Mike Crain founded Ft. Bluff camp on Dayton Mountain 35 years ago. Eyewitness News is uncovering shocking details he groped two staff members. One of them, is a teenage girl.

More than ten thousand students, from all across the country, visit Ft. Bluff camp in Rhea County each year. The new camp director is talking openly about these accusations because, he says, they have nothing to hide.

Tim Walterbach talks candidly about painful allegations surrounding the christian athletic camp he oversees.

Eyewitness News asked Walterbach, "Are you concerned that this will tarnish the reputation of the camp at all? Walterbach replied, "It will. That's just the fact of the matter. This is going to affect people."

Walterbach took over six weeks ago when it's founder, Mike Crain, resigned. Crain came under fire in August, when two females told police he sexually assaulted them. Both were camp employees. One just a young girl, in her early teens.

"Mr. Crain, after the allegations were heard through Ft. Bluff camp, he was contacted for an interview," explained Rhea County Investigator Rocky Potter. "I was unable to make contact with him. He had already left the state."

Crain founded Ft. Bluff Camp on Dayton Mountain 35 years ago. It's a well-known christian camp for children and teenage athletes, attracting students from all across the country. The news hasn't been easy for them to hear.

"Shocked and saddened," admitted Walterbach. "Many have called in just total disbelief. They loved Brother Mike. They still love Brother Mike."

We asked police if there could be additional possible victims, but so far, no one else has come forward. As for Walterbach, he promises the camp will go on, and he wants parents to know students are safe when they come here.

"Most people know the staff up here, and they know this is an anomaly," added Walterbach. "This is one man, who did not comprise the whole camp. We have a great staff of very dedicated christians."

Crain was released on a $5,000 bond, and has been told never to step on camp property again. His next court appearance is November 19th."

^^ Yikes. ^^ But did he go all "Karatist" (is that even a real word?) on 'em??

Fat Freddy wrote:

^^ Yikes. ^^ But did he go all "Karatist" (is that even a real word?) on 'em??

He wasn't "groping". He was showing them the Crouching Tiger Booby Defense technique. You guys got it all wrong, I swear.

Fat Freddy wrote:

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Anybody wanna play the "Marry, F***, Kill" game with these three?

Nah, didn't think so.

What, with the poster children for birth control????

thejokeriv wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

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Anybody wanna play the "Marry, F***, Kill" game with these three?

Nah, didn't think so.

What, with the poster children for birth control????

Awww, that's not nice. I'm sure they have lovely personalities.

I posted that picture on another site and this guy responded...

"...I suggest he doesn't".

Fat Freddy wrote:

Shawn D. wrote:

That dude looks like a young Burt Reynolds. Or a skinny Ron Jeremy.

Actually, I think he looks a bit like Napoleon Dynamite's brother Kip! Kinda nerdy and weasely.

Shawn D. wrote:

this one does have it's charms, I must admit...

So many comments, so little time. What exactly are we being asked to be broad-minded about? The chick in the back sort of looks like Lady Gaga.

QuothTheRaven wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

Shawn D. wrote:

That dude looks like a young Burt Reynolds. Or a skinny Ron Jeremy.

Actually, I think he looks a bit like Napoleon Dynamite's brother Kip! Kinda nerdy and weasely.

The album comes in a kit with a super 8 camera and instructions on how to film your own porno at home. The album serves as the soundtrack

QuothTheRaven wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

Shawn D. wrote:

That dude looks like a young Burt Reynolds. Or a skinny Ron Jeremy.

Actually, I think he looks a bit like Napoleon Dynamite's brother Kip! Kinda nerdy and weasely.

The album comes in a kit with a super 8 camera and instructions on how to film your own porno at home. The album serves as the soundtrack

Someone needs to find that "fully illustrated guide", just don't post it here.

QuothTheRaven wrote:

Shawn D. wrote:

this one does have it's charms, I must admit...

So many comments, so little time. What exactly are we being asked to be broad-minded about? The chick in the back sort of looks like Lady Gaga.

I believe it's due to the couple of broads on his mind.

The_Jayroh wrote:

QuothTheRaven wrote:

Shawn D. wrote:

this one does have it's charms, I must admit...

So many comments, so little time. What exactly are we being asked to be broad-minded about? The chick in the back sort of looks like Lady Gaga.

I believe it's due to the couple of broads on his mind.

Wow. I was going deeper than that...must have a perverted mind. I was going with being broad minded about threesomes...

QuothTheRaven wrote:

The_Jayroh wrote:

QuothTheRaven wrote:

Shawn D. wrote:

this one does have it's charms, I must admit...

So many comments, so little time. What exactly are we being asked to be broad-minded about? The chick in the back sort of looks like Lady Gaga.

I believe it's due to the couple of broads on his mind.

Wow. I was going deeper than that...must have a perverted mind. I was going with being broad minded about threesomes...

i was still stuck on the asset class...

yes, the term brick sh*thouse comes to mind.

thejokeriv wrote:

QuothTheRaven wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

Shawn D. wrote:

That dude looks like a young Burt Reynolds. Or a skinny Ron Jeremy.

Actually, I think he looks a bit like Napoleon Dynamite's brother Kip! Kinda nerdy and weasely.

The album comes in a kit with a super 8 camera and instructions on how to film your own porno at home. The album serves as the soundtrack

(Cue bad '70s music) "Bow-chicka-bowp-bowwwwwww...."

Well, THAT'S a relief. Thanks for the info, Ugly Lady!


Um...(scratches head, desperately trying to think of joke)
I got nothin'.


That's right ladies! Exercise along with this record and keep your husband happy! Otherwise he's going to leave you for one of those tramps from the "Broad Minded" album cover!


Early '70s Christian rock, or a Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers tie-in? I mean, seriously, look at that hippie in the middle. There's NO way he's not hopped up on something.


Dat's right FOO! Mister T done made a RECORD! You best buy it or he gonna bring the PAIN!

Fat Freddy wrote:

Early '70s Christian rock, or a Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers tie-in? I mean, seriously, look at that hippie in the middle. There's NO way he's not hopped up on something.

Even the trees and mountains are wasted.

Disturbing...but hey, the guy in the middle looks happy.


Worst...superhero team...EVER.


BOW BEFORE THE METAL HASSELHOFF!!


Oh yeah, cuz this guy looks like he knows ALL about sex and the female.

SpectreFate wrote:

My mother owned and played this album...