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exact33 The King
Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51
| Subject: When the honeymoon is over... Wed May 04, 2011 12:36 pm | |
| Rupert and Elaine, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Elaine immediately ‘phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, ‘How was the honeymoon, dearest?’
‘Oh, Ma,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic… .’
Then Elaine burst out crying. ‘But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Rupert started using the most ghastly language… saying things I’ve never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please Ma.’
‘Calm down, Elaine!’ said her mother, ‘Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?’ Still sobbing, Elaine whispered, ‘Oh, Ma…words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.’
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troublemagnet Metal Conspiracist
Number of posts : 410 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Wed May 04, 2011 8:07 pm | |
| The payoff isn't worth the explanation.I'm not sure where you're going with this.Is this joke a statement on the state of womanhood in the modern American society? I remember Home Economics class in middle school. We learned to cook fried eggs and sew football helmet pillows...I really learned to iron when I was in the Army and shine my boots to a fine polish. Brasso works terrefic on metal, so it has much uses.... | |
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tohostudios King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Wed May 04, 2011 8:11 pm | |
| I think it's just a joke (admittedly a lame one IMO). The King has been known to post jokes in the past. I think you're trying to read too much into it. _________________ "The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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exact33 The King
Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Wed May 04, 2011 10:10 pm | |
| its a joke... and i thought it was funny _________________ | |
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DallasBlack Zooey Addict
Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Wed May 04, 2011 10:51 pm | |
| - tohostudios wrote:
- I think you're trying to read too much into it.
Do you need to be reminded of who you're talking to? | |
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James B. Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12862 Age : 60
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Wed May 04, 2011 11:35 pm | |
| Some folks don't understand humor but they sure know how to write it. _________________ | |
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Mglaffas81 Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Thu May 05, 2011 4:31 am | |
| Is troublemagnet talking again? Jesus Christ..... King - you're usually quite funny.....but that one was lame | |
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exact33 The King
Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51
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Joe Heart of Metal
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Thu May 05, 2011 12:11 pm | |
| This joke would've brought the house down back when Eisenhower was still in the White House. Nowadays, not so much. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Thu May 05, 2011 12:17 pm | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
- This joke would've brought the house down back when Eisenhower was still in the White House. Nowadays, not so much.
Now that's funny!! _________________ I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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James B. Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12862 Age : 60
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Thu May 05, 2011 4:27 pm | |
| - James B. wrote:
- Some folks don't understand humor but they sure know how to write it.
Seems NOBODY got my joke....I suck!!!!!!!!!!! _________________ | |
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exact33 The King
Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: When the honeymoon is over... Thu May 05, 2011 9:49 pm | |
| - James B. wrote:
- James B. wrote:
- Some folks don't understand humor but they sure know how to write it.
Seems NOBODY got my joke....I suck!!!!!!!!!!! take a number! This thread is full of bad humor apparently... _________________ | |
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