Kids are CRAZY!

My 5-year-old just lost her first tooth a couple of hours ago. We put her to bed with the tooth under her pillow for the tooth fairy, pretty soon she came out of her room with a funny look on her face and she said " My tooth is in my nose". I spent the next few minutes with a pair of tweezers fishing the stupid tooth out of her nose. I didn't bother to ask why she would do such a thing, my wife used to put stuff in her nose when she was a kid, too. Can't fight genetics.

as a kid, i would stick coco puffs up my nose & fire them at my siblings. one time i shot one into my brother's cereal & he ate it. dumb bastard.

mc666 wrote:

as a kid, i would stick coco puffs up my nose & fire them at my siblings. one time i shot one into my brother's cereal & he ate it. dumb bastard.

that's awesome.

DeathCult wrote:

mc666 wrote:

as a kid, i would stick coco puffs up my nose & fire them at my siblings. one time i shot one into my brother's cereal & he ate it. dumb bastard.

that's awesome.

That is awesome!

mc666 wrote:

as a kid, i would stick coco puffs up my nose & fire them at my siblings. one time i shot one into my brother's cereal & he ate it. dumb bastard.

bassman wrote:

My 5-year-old just lost her first tooth a couple of hours ago. We put her to bed with the tooth under her pillow for the tooth fairy, pretty soon she came out of her room with a funny look on her face and she said " My tooth is in my nose". I spent the next few minutes with a pair of tweezers fishing the stupid tooth out of her nose. I didn't bother to ask why she would do such a thing, my wife used to put stuff in her nose when she was a kid, too. Can't fight genetics.

boy - the recession must be really hard if instead of giving money, the tooth fairy is hiding the teeth in the nose!!

exact33 wrote:

bassman wrote:

My 5-year-old just lost her first tooth a couple of hours ago. We put her to bed with the tooth under her pillow for the tooth fairy, pretty soon she came out of her room with a funny look on her face and she said " My tooth is in my nose". I spent the next few minutes with a pair of tweezers fishing the stupid tooth out of her nose. I didn't bother to ask why she would do such a thing, my wife used to put stuff in her nose when she was a kid, too. Can't fight genetics.

boy - the recession must be really hard if instead of giving money, the tooth fairy is hiding the teeth in the nose!!

When the tooth came out she said " Now i will get a gold piece just like a pirate" I said " Not in this economy you won't ".

In the immortal words of Bill Cosby, "Children have the brain damage."

A while ago my 3 year old picked up the dog's water bowl and poured it over his head. Then he had the audacity to stand there and look shocked, like "Hey! I'm soaking wet! WTF?"

Fat Freddy wrote:

In the immortal words of Bill Cosby, "Children have the brain damage."

A while ago my 3 year old picked up the dog's water bowl and poured it over his head. Then he had the audacity to stand there and look shocked, like "Hey! I'm soaking wet! WTF?"

Chocolate cake for breakfast! Best Bill Cosby bit ever. I can always tell when my 18-month-old is ready for bed because she will just start going through the house and destroying anything she can get her little hands on, how someone so small can cause so much devastation is beyond me. I can't wait til she's old enough to get in the pit with dear old Dad, there will be bodies everywhere on the floor when she gets done.

haha, I remember when I was about 5 years old I stuck a tire from one of my hot wheels up my nose and it got stuck there. bassman's story reminded me of it. Thanks! lol

My Dad has always been a Bill Cosby fan so he always played Cosby's stand-ups. I remember that Chocolate cake for breakfast skit. funny stuff

I think he still has those on vinyl. A while back I bought them all on cd for him. I might have to go snag the vinyls from him.