Required Fields Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 28649 Age : 39
| Subject: A funny story I saw online Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:47 am | |
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- (I’m working the concession stand, and a customer has just ordered a jumbo popcorn.)
Customer: “Is that real butter in the squirty thing?” Me: “It’s vegetable oil with artificial butter flavoring.” Customer: “Okay, gimme some of that.” Me: *squirting some butter* “There you go. Can I get you anything else?” Customer: “Little more, please?” Me: *squirt* “How’s that?” Customer: “Keep going. I’ll say when.” (I keep squirting until there’s about two inches of yellow oil in the bottom of the tub. The popcorn is starting to float out the top.) Customer: “Okay, that’s good.” Me: “Alright, then. Is there anything else you’d like today?” Customer: “Lemme have a Diet Coke. A small one. I’m trying to watch my weight.” | |
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SlaytanicPOWER Metal master
Number of posts : 679 Age : 38
| Subject: Re: A funny story I saw online Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:39 am | |
| Customer had the right idea, lets add on about 10 grams of salt and it's instead of a tiny coke , make it a gallon of Mr. Pibb, THEN you're made for a movie! | |
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| Subject: Re: A funny story I saw online Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:25 pm | |
| Happens everyday at every drive thru in America. |
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