This fellow has owned a home on a large bay front property in Marathon for several years. He built a nice beach set up with picnic tables, horse shoe courts and a beach volleyball court. The beach was perfect for swimming. One evening on his way down to his beach, as he neared the water, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he got closer, by the full moon light, he saw group of young women skinny dipping. He whistled to make the women aware of his presence and they all went out to deeper water. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "That's OK, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies skinny dipping,
I just came to feed my sharks!"
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