Is this the BEST MOVIE TITLE Ever?

007 wrote:

Man, Toho, that's a lot of tits for one post.

47 counts including within the word 'title', and one of the funniest reviews I have seen.

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

47 counts including within the word 'title', and one of the funniest reviews I have seen.

That's why I posted it. I found that review absolutely hilarious! Evidently there's a "big tit" genre that I've never heard of before. You'd think in all my investigations of Asian cinema I'd have run across this before....

The funniest part is probably this:

tohostudios wrote:

The quality of the tit choreography is high throughout, but the last 6 or 7 tits will completely blow you away.

and I love how it's 6 or 7, as opposed to 6 or 8.

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

The funniest part is probably this:

tohostudios wrote:

The quality of the tit choreography is high throughout, but the last 6 or 7 tits will completely blow you away.

and I love how it's 6 or 7, as opposed to 6 or 8.

The titles alone are a laugh riot...

and what are "titfights"? The mind boggles.

This whole "Big Tit" thing might actually be a comment on Japanese culture. Ever notice how most Japanese anime features characters with super-wide eyes? Like Japanese people are ashamed of having "less wide" eyes.

Same thing in the breast department. I'd bet anything there's a "Big D***" genre too.

The commentary on Gojira actually alerted me to this tendency. The movie Gojira spends a lot of time explaining that he's stomping Tokyo because the Japanese deserve it. Apparently Asian cinema has a propensity for self-flagellation and I'm guessing that's what generates stuff like "big tits".

yeah. I love going and shopping at the big Asian markets, and there are always tons of products you can find which are evidently aimed at making Asians look as white as possible. You can find stuff to wave hair, Caucasian powders, stuff for eyes, all kinds of things.

tohostudios wrote:

I'd bet anything there's a "Big D***" genre too.

*slowly stepping out of thread*

tohostudios wrote:

Like Japanese people are ashamed of having "less wide" eyes.

Same thing in the breast department.
I'd bet anything there's a "Big D***" genre too.

Not likely, this is Asians we're talking about.


EDIT: I guess I should have read your post more clearly! Doh!