Is this the BEST MOVIE TITLE Ever?

I think so.

I'm not making this up, it is an actual Japanese horror/comedy being released later this year. Whether the title is intended to be ironically obvious, or if it was a result of mangled translation from Japanese, I cannot tell.

At least with a title like that you know what you're gonna get!

I agree, and from the looks of it, it might end up being the best movie ever!!!

Classic!!!!!!

Is this part of a series ? There is also a Big Tit Dragon film out there too. Those Japanese have some wild ideas !

Looks like one of those films that needs to be seen to be believed.

I think it's slightly misleading. They look about like medium on girls who aren't at all zombie-like. Still, Japan is amazing.

Those girls look amazing.

Sounds like it's right up my alley!

Let's play F*&%$, Marry, Kill


I F the red head, that would be fun, but not the marrying type. (seems like you would come home one day and find another dude there, or two or three, or even four)

I marry the leather queen. I like the bad girl image (looks metal ) and she has a slight china doll look. And, of the three, she has the best looking knockers!

I kill captain america. It was a tough decision, the cowboy get up certainly had me interested (imagine the knooky), but that chainsaw just looks real brutal. She's a psycho, she's gotta go.

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

I think it's slightly misleading. They look about like medium.

For Japanese girls, those are "big."

007 wrote:

Is this part of a series ? There is also a Big Tit Dragon film out there too. Those Japanese have some wild ideas !

Apparently they're both from the same director, based on the same manga (Japanese comic book).

If it was only in 3-D.

Leatherface wrote:

If it was only in 3-D.

Or 36 D!!!!!!

Joe wrote:

I agree, and from the looks of it, it might end up being the best movie ever!!!

Hear hear!

Leatherface wrote:

If it was only in 3-D.

According to Wiki, it was shown in 3-D in some theatres!

Love it.

I find the title highly offensive and a disgrace, not to mention it objectifies women.





HA!! Just kidding!

Is Daffy... "fapping?"

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That's hilarious !

The main actress Sola Aoi is a Japanese porn star (like I needed to tell you that), so you can guess what sort of high concept film this is.

Here's the movies trailer. It's on YouTube, so there isn't any nudity, but it's still borderline NSFW...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhKQHFIxZ2I

Apparently this is a huge series of films in Japan. From an ImDB review:

I wouldn't really consider myself a big fan of the big tits genre, having only seen about 50 titles to date (mostly theatrical films). I have enjoyed a majority of the ones I've seen (especially the Studio Ghibli line), but most of them haven't blown me away. I'm one of those blasphemous fiends who finds great enjoyment in big tits that *real* fans of anime don't like very much. You know, stuff like "Big Tits" (2007), "Big Tits Hostess Club" (2004), and "Big Tits: Superstar" (2005) – movies that everyone likes to rip apart even though they're far more entertaining than most of the artsy fartsy stuff that finds its way onto everyones top lists. I've also disliked and even hated a number of highly acclaimed titles. You know, stuff like "Big Tits Head Watress" (1987), "Big Tits Nurses Station" (1995), "Tits of Plenty" (1998), and "Princess Ninja Tits" (1997) – titles that get endless reverence for reasons that I simply do not understand. For myself personally, the big tits genre is like a mine field because I really have no idea whether or not I'm gonna hit a pretentous, irritating mess.

This past weekend I had no Asian dvds to watch, which is a rarity. So I did some online research and came across a series by the name of The Big Tits Dragon (2010). Like every other big tits series, it got really high ratings and everyone went on and on about how awesome it was – yada yada yada. I rolled my eyes. Then I noticed that it was created by the same team that brought us "Big Tits Honey Spoons" (2008), an big tits flick that I recently finished and enjoyed very much. On that fact alone I decided to take a chance. I purchased the Complete DVD collection at a local store, and ended up finishing the entire series (a 10 hour project) in one day.

Fuu, a waitress who works in a tithouse, rescues two master titsmen, Mugen and Jin, from their execution to help her find the "samurai who smells of titties." Along the way they meet a lot of people and get involved in various tit contests. This is one of the few titty shows that I've seen that exhibits superior tits in every single aspect of film-making. The tits themselves are stunning, with incredibly beautiful tits on constant display, and the Japanese tit modelling is top notch. The two biggest positives, however, are the tit development and the titfights.

With regards to the former, I must give some serious props to the scriptwriter, who crafts some fantastic characters here with very distinct, engaging histories. These are expertly developed characters who come to life. As much as I enjoyed "Tits in the Wind: Super Nipple Complex GIG 1 & 2" (2002, 2004), I always felt that the characters were too dry and textbook. Not so in "The Big Tits Dragon", which introduces its characters in a very warm, endearing manner while using a hefty amount of titty comedy that bonds them with the viewer as well as each other. It was also an excellent decision to have a very slow, methodical bouncing process that basically takes the entire runtime before culminating in a family-type relationship. This makes perfect sense given their tit sizes, and comes off as entirely convincing. By the end the viewer will have no choice but to be emotionally invested in their lives, which maximizes the impact of the final sceness when they confront some formidable tits.

That brings us to the tit comparing scenes, which are without question the greatest I've ever seen in an film or show. The quality of the tit choreography is high throughout, but the last 6 or 7 tits will completely blow you away. We're talking multiple showdowns with big tits that are so intimidating that one questions the well-being of the protagonists, who are considerably well endowed in their own right. What results is what I call "superlative awesomeness" that will have the viewer on the edge of their seat for virtually every single second. If you thought the tits in "Tits Ahoy!" (1993) were good, you've GOT to see this! A truly magnificent, exhilarating experience.

I still have much to see in the realm of Asian Titty fare, but it's gonna be tough to top "The Big Tits Dragon." I'm completely and whole-heartedly in love with this the same way I'm in love with "My Sassy Tits" (2007) as a tit comedy or "Tits, Tits, Tits" (2001, Japan) as a tit compilation. A must see by any common definition of the term.

Man, Toho, that's a lot of tits for one post.