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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:50 pm | |
| _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:56 pm | |
| I thought she was cute in LA Story, but that was 100 years ago and she's driven repeatedly into the wall since then. Thankfully, I'm a man and we age gracefully with character so I can make these harsh criticisms. She's kinda witch-y looking too. _________________ I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:59 pm | |
| I've never really found her attractive, but she's a good comedic actress. |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:00 pm | |
| - MetalGuy71 wrote:
- Thankfully, I'm a man and we age gracefully with character so I can make these harsh criticisms.
Back in the '90s I would've classified her as a "butter face" (i.e. everything looked good but'er face) but nowadays I can't even claim that. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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tohostudios King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:16 pm | |
| I've never understood the attraction either. And it's utterly hilarious that there's a site called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com. _________________ "The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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tohostudios King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:18 pm | |
| I think this is the funniest one: _________________ "The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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tohostudios King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:19 pm | |
| Or maybe this one: Hell, they're all pretty damn funny! _________________ "The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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Stender The lost Ramone
Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:39 pm | |
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exact33 The King
Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:00 pm | |
| I think she was good in honeymoon in vegas! _________________ | |
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Required Fields Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 28671 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:41 pm | |
| The fact that she is promoted as some type of beauty icon by so many people is beyond me. | |
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tohostudios King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:44 pm | |
| Me too. As those pics illustrate, she's no standard bearer of classic beauty. _________________ "The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:44 pm | |
| - tohostudios wrote:
- Me too.
As those pics illustrate, she's no standard bearer of classic beauty. ...unless you've got a fetish for gals with big honkers. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Orion Crystal Ice Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 4201 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:54 pm | |
| I approve of this thread, but I feel this way about 90% of Hollywood actresses. Also super guilty: Jennifer Aniston. What is the big deal, seriously? | |
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Required Fields Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 28671 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:06 pm | |
| - Orion Crystal Ice wrote:
- Also super guilty: Jennifer Aniston. What is the big deal, seriously?
I completely agree with you. I've NEVER considered Jennifer Aniston attractive. | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:20 pm | |
| Jennifer Aniston's overexposed as hell, but if I had to choose between her and Sarah Jessica Horseface, I'd pick Aniston any day of the week and twice on Sunday. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Sutekh Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 1466 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:03 am | |
| Is this straight from the horse's mouth? | |
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mc666 Master Sailboat
Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:51 am | |
| Parker is ok & Aniston is mega hot. you guys are pooftas. _________________ | |
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Stender The lost Ramone
Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:19 am | |
| - mc666 wrote:
- Parker is ok & Aniston is mega hot. you guys are pooftas.
I wouldnt touch parker with a 10 ft lasso...but I am with ya on aniston during the first couple seaons of friends. | |
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tohostudios King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:53 am | |
| I think Aniston is overrated but she's eminently "doable". Not so with Ms. Ed. _________________ "The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:34 am | |
| - tohostudios wrote:
- I think Aniston is overrated but she's eminently "doable". Not so with Ms. Ed.
Yup, that's about right. Although I tend to think Aniston is a no fun sour-puss. Parker is a beard for her effeminant husband Ferris. _________________ I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:40 am | |
| - tohostudios wrote:
- I think Aniston is overrated but she's eminently "doable".
What he said. - MetalGuy71 wrote:
- Parker is a beard for her effeminant husband Ferris.
What he said, too. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Taibhse Metal novice
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| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:20 pm | |
| I believe she was once describes as a "transvestite donkey-witch". | |
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Eyesore Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:13 pm | |
| Aniston is hot as hell, you blind homosexual heathens! | |
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tohostudios King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64
| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:40 pm | |
| - Eyesore wrote:
- Aniston is hot as hell, you blind homosexual heathens!
I don't know that I'd say "hot" but the fact that she's roughly in my age demographic and still looks as good as she does makes me rate her "hot*". * for her age _________________ "The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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jstate Metal is in my blood
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| Subject: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:02 pm | |
| Twice in the last year I've heard random people on the street make the same joke when passing a movie poster with SJP on it. SJP walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face.
I actually find her voice more annoying than her looks. | |
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