Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

It's funny because it's TRUE!!! Laughing very hard

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

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Seriously, I have never understood why people think S.J.P. is attractive. Obviously I'm not alone. Laughing

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

I thought she was cute in LA Story, but that was 100 years ago and she's driven repeatedly into the wall since then.

Thankfully, I'm a man and we age gracefully with character so I can make these harsh criticisms. She's kinda witch-y looking too.

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I've never really found her attractive, but she's a good comedic actress.

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: Thankfully, I'm a man and we age gracefully with character so I can make these harsh criticisms.

Back in the '90s I would've classified her as a "butter face" (i.e. everything looked good but'er face) but nowadays I can't even claim that.

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King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

I've never understood the attraction either. And it's utterly hilarious that there's a site called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com.

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks like a Horse Lol

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King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

I think this is the funniest one:

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King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

Or maybe this one:

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Hell, they're all pretty damn funny!

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The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51

I think she was good in honeymoon in vegas!

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28656 Age : 39

The fact that she is promoted as some type of beauty icon by so many people is beyond me.

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

Me too.

As those pics illustrate, she's no standard bearer of classic beauty.

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tohostudios wrote:: Me too.

As those pics illustrate, she's no standard bearer of classic beauty.

...unless you've got a fetish for gals with big honkers.

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4201 Age : 39

I approve of this thread, but I feel this way about 90% of Hollywood actresses. Also super guilty: Jennifer Aniston. What is the big deal, seriously?

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Orion Crystal Ice wrote:: Also super guilty: Jennifer Aniston. What is the big deal, seriously?

I completely agree with you.

I've NEVER considered Jennifer Aniston attractive.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

Jennifer Aniston's overexposed as hell, but if I had to choose between her and Sarah Jessica Horseface, I'd pick Aniston any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1466 Age : 51

Is this straight from the horse's mouth?

Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

Parker is ok & Aniston is mega hot. you guys are pooftas.

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mc666 wrote:: Parker is ok & Aniston is mega hot. you guys are pooftas.

I wouldnt touch parker with a 10 ft lasso...but I am with ya on aniston during the first couple seaons of friends.

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

I think Aniston is overrated but she's eminently "doable". Not so with Ms. Ed.

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tohostudios wrote:: I think Aniston is overrated but she's eminently "doable". Not so with Ms. Ed.

Yup, that's about right. Although I tend to think Aniston is a no fun sour-puss.

Parker is a beard for her effeminant husband Ferris.

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tohostudios wrote:: I think Aniston is overrated but she's eminently "doable".

What he said.

MetalGuy71 wrote:: Parker is a beard for her effeminant husband Ferris.

What he said, too.

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Metal novice Number of posts : 40 Age : 124

I believe she was once describes as a "transvestite donkey-witch".

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49

Aniston is hot as hell, you blind homosexual heathens!

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Eyesore wrote:: Aniston is hot as hell, you blind homosexual heathens!

I don't know that I'd say "hot" but the fact that she's roughly in my age demographic and still looks as good as she does makes me rate her "hot*".

* for her age

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3361 Age : 51

Twice in the last year I've heard random people on the street make the same joke when passing a movie poster with SJP on it. SJP walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face.

I actually find her voice more annoying than her looks.

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