Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:32 am
vanillaviking Metal student
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:21 pm
dude anyone who didn't know that (praising the Lord through song and dance) already, learned it by watching Footloose, ok? i agree with you for the record.
the gist is, stuff like the guy looking like he's stopping & shooting at the sky of all things, & that chick that comes sailing out of nowhere about 2:13 (?) like chuck berry are funny, i don't care who you are. i didn't watch this for a long time because i thought it was some nat'l day of slayer stuff i cared nothing about, but i did, lightened up, & see the humor in it.
Required Fields Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:06 pm
GrandNational Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:30 pm
[quote="Jesusandmetal23"]
GrandNational wrote:
Are you saying there is something wrong with praising the Lord through song and dance? Just look at Psalms.
No, I wasn't saying that. Most of the people in this video seem to be doing far more than just "praising the Lord", they seem to be psyching themselves up to have self-induced spiritual experiences (kinda dangerous if you ask me). And I prefer to chant the Psalms out, not look at it. Have a nice day, praise the Lord.....and pass the ammunition.
Jesusandmetal23 If it jams it jams
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:04 pm
[quote="GrandNational"]
Jesusandmetal23 wrote:
GrandNational wrote:
Are you saying there is something wrong with praising the Lord through song and dance? Just look at Psalms.
No, I wasn't saying that. Most of the people in this video seem to be doing far more than just "praising the Lord", they seem to be psyching themselves up to have self-induced spiritual experiences (kinda dangerous if you ask me). And I prefer to chant the Psalms out, not look at it. Have a nice day, praise the Lord.....and pass the ammunition.
Ah, i see where you are going. Praise the Lord indeed! Ammunition?
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:27 pm
...this thread better go back to being funny real quick or it's gone. Let's leave the religious discussions for PM's between members.
Thanks.
Now, I'm thinking about doing a video with penguins and Slayer...
Stender The lost Ramone
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:39 pm
detuned wrote:
...this thread better go back to being funny real quick or it's gone. Let's leave the religious discussions for PM's between members.
Thanks.
Now, I'm thinking about doing a video with penguins and Slayer...
Which song would you use? ha!
GrandNational Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:08 am
detuned wrote:
...this thread better go back to being funny real quick or it's gone. Let's leave the religious discussions for PM's between members.
Thanks.
Now, I'm thinking about doing a video with penguins and Slayer...
If you didn't find the humor in my last post, sorry man, I tried.
GrandNational Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:15 am
Jesusandmetal23 wrote:
[ Ah, i see where you are going. Praise the Lord indeed! Ammunition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZs61VCJvTg
Troublezone Road Warrior
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:59 am
Not to continue the religious discussion detour but... I doubt moon-walking and "break dancing" has anything to do with experiencing God.
Ok, that's my 2 cents...
I think the video is hilarious!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:01 am
GrandNational wrote:
Jesusandmetal23 wrote:
[ Ah, i see where you are going. Praise the Lord indeed! Ammunition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZs61VCJvTg
wow.
metalinmyveins Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:55 pm
I see that you can't view the video from the first page, so I will put it up again. I don't know where I was when this video was originally put up, but oh my, I was practically crying. The person who created this is an absolute genius!
Ultimate.Nightmare Metal novice
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Sun May 01, 2011 12:40 am
This was the first time I saw it. It's smurfing hilarious, couldn't stop laughing/watching...The only thing that could have made it more perfect were a couple of snake handlers.
Gilbert Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Wed May 04, 2011 12:52 am
Jesusandmetal23 wrote:
GrandNational wrote:
Gilbert wrote:
What's the story with all the singing and dancing in these churches anyway?
They must have skipped the verse in 1 Timothy by Paul to behave yourself in Church....And this is still funny, even though I've seen it too many times to count now.
Are you saying there is something wrong with praising the Lord through song and dance? Just look at Psalms. I apologize for making this a religious discussion, but I just had to say something.
I don't mind the singing and the dancing
Catholic churches are very boring. We barely have any action around here.
adrian Metal master
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Wed May 04, 2011 3:10 am
Oh man, that's my first time seeing it. I can't stop laughing!
MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Wed May 04, 2011 12:03 pm
That was hilarious!
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Sutekh Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Thu May 05, 2011 12:26 am
That is genius!
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Thu May 05, 2011 4:29 pm
Just as funny as it was a year ago
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GrandNational Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Thu May 05, 2011 7:05 pm
This one is just about as funny:
https://youtu.be/_De2EOcI8qg
And this one needs no explanation (if you happen to go to "worship" service like this, forgive me)
https://youtu.be/ys4Nx0rNlAM
adrian Metal master
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Thu May 05, 2011 7:37 pm
Quote :
And this one needs no explanation (if you happen to go to "worship" service like this, forgive me)
https://youtu.be/ys4Nx0rNlAM
That's hilarious! It's so dead on to the couple of those types of churches I have been to
Stender The lost Ramone
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Thu May 05, 2011 10:34 pm
Jesusandmetal23 If it jams it jams
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Thu May 05, 2011 10:36 pm
GrandNational wrote:
And this one needs no explanation (if you happen to go to "worship" service like this, forgive me)
https://youtu.be/ys4Nx0rNlAM
I LOVE THAT ONE. Freaking hilarious...
And how can anyone forget this classic...
GrandNational Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Slayer goes to church Thu May 05, 2011 10:43 pm
Jesusandmetal23 wrote:
GrandNational wrote:
And this one needs no explanation (if you happen to go to "worship" service like this, forgive me)
https://youtu.be/ys4Nx0rNlAM
I LOVE THAT ONE. Freaking hilarious...
And how can anyone forget this classic...
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