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PostSubject: TGIF!   TGIF! Icon_minitimeFri May 28, 2010 12:39 pm

A pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordan. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

"I'm the smartest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don't have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack!"

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PostSubject: Re: TGIF!   TGIF! Icon_minitimeFri May 28, 2010 12:56 pm

LMAO that was good
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PostSubject: Re: TGIF!   TGIF! Icon_minitimeFri May 28, 2010 7:25 pm

Good one. Heard it before, but good.
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