more Redneck fun!

Two Virginia hunters, Bob and Fred, were going on a hunting trip. They get to where they wanted to be and started walking.

After about a half hour of walking, they sit down and take a rest.

Bob says to Fred" I'm not feeling to good".

Fred says" well, we can walk back to the truck.

Bob says" yeah lets do that".

So they start walking. About 15 minutes into the trip, Bob falls over. Fred panics and calls 911.

The operator answers and says" 911, what's your emergency?"

Fred says "My friend fell over with a heart attack, I think he's dead, what do i do"?

Operator says, "Well first make sure he's dead".

Fred says, "Ok".

The operator listens and hears a BANG!!!

Fred gets back on the phone and says, "Ok. He's dead... now what?"

2 other Virgina hunters get lost in the deep woods. Jim Bob says, "Hey Earl, my pappy once told me if you get lost in the woods, fire a shot in the air and someone will come find you". Earl agrees and fires off a shot. They wait.

An hour later, Earl fires another shot into the air. They wait.

After 8 hours of this, Earl finally says, "Jim Bob, I don't think anyone's coming and I'm down to my last arrow".

WAKKA-WAKKA-WAKKA!!

LOL!

Hey, he did exactly what the 911 operator said.

TheNazgul wrote:

Hey, he did exactly what the 911 operator said.

indeed!