Interview the person under you

It's a killer, and he's smiling. Smiling like a killer.



Who ya gonna call?!

Ghostbusters.

Who can it be now?

Men At Work.



Have you seen her? Tell me have you seen her?

She went thatta way! *points in general direction opposite of which she went.



Why have the past few questions been inside/movie/etc. jokes?

I don't know. Stop asking so many questions!



Your thoughts on Frank Zappa.

Never was a fan. but I respect him highly.


How now brown cow?

Come again?


You just got home from a long day at work - Do you take a beer, or pour a glass of whiskey?

Usually a beer, but a vodka/tonic isn't out of the question.

What's the worst movie you've ever paid to see in a theater?

Mystic Pizza (went with a girl)


Please Please tell me now, is there something I should know?

I am the Walrus goo goo ga joo.

Can I play with madness?

Sure. Just don't put it in your mouth. You don't know where it's been.

Who had more girls in their prime, David Lee Roth or Vince Neil?

I'd bet on DLR. That boy was smoooooooooth.

Why do you think they call it dope?

'Cause saying "Let's go smoke some sausage" will get you thrown out of most places. Except mabye the local YMCA.

What the hell is a justin beiber?

MetalGuy71 wrote:

What the hell is a justin beiber?

Some kid who, according to official estimates, is about 14:59 of the way finished with his fifteen minutes....

Quick true story about that guy: a couple of weeks ago I was at my bro-in-law's house so he could change the oil in my car (he's a mechanic). I was inside the house keeping an eye on my own two little monsters and his kid (my niece), who's 7. Anyway, my niece was watching the Nickelodeon "Kid's Choice Awards" show on TV and while I was in another room making sure my boys weren't destroying anything she suddenly screeeeeamed at me "OH MY GOD UNCA KEEF! COME IN HERE! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS GUY, JUSTIN BEAVER! HE IS SOOOOOO GOOD!"

I had no idea who she was talkin about and thought maybe "Justin Beaver" was a new cartoon character I hadn't heard of. I was kinda disappointed to see he was just the latest teeny-girl pop sensation. When his name came up on screen I laughed and told her gently, "His name is Bieber, honey. With a "b." Not 'Beaver.' A Beaver is a small furry animal that chews on trees." She just looked at me and said "Whatever."
Kids say the darndest things.

-- Where was I? Oh yeah, the next question...

Did Lizzy Borden really give her mother forty whacks? Don't you think the job could've been done in WAY less than forty?

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Did Lizzy Borden really give her mother forty whacks? Don't you think the job could've been done in WAY less than forty?

Anything worth doing right is worth over-doing.

Do you organize your Lizzy Borden cd's under 'L' for Lizzy or 'B' for Borden?

Under "L" for Lizzy, but I suppose they could go under "B" as well. Dammit MG, now that's gonna bug the hell out of me. Thanks a lot.

Who'd win in a Battle of the L.A. Shock Rockers: Blackie Lawless or Lizzy Borden?

Lizzy Borden

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Drive to the store and purchase one. They're not that good.

Do you think it's possible for a celebrity (ie Elvis, Jim Morrison, Michael Jackson) to fake his own death and go into seclusion?

Yes. Especially in Jacko's case, he's worth more dead than alive and that's how he'll pay off his debts. Besides he can't die, only recycled.



Will ZZ Top ever release their new album?

Yes

Have you ever seen Bigfoot?

Thrasher73 wrote:

Yes

Have you ever seen Bigfoot?

Nope - ever seen a UFO?

No, but they're out there...

I saw Bigfoot flying a UFO and Elvis was his co-pilot!


Are you still "keeping it real"?

Oh yeah, I keep it real all night long.



Do you have to see a man about a dog?

(ps, sorry for no question last time)

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Do you have to see a man about a dog?

yeah, the man was cold and the dog was hot.


Alex or Eddie (favorite Van Halen)