Yo Momma....

Yo Momma and yo Daddy are brutha and sista !

Yo momma is so dumb...she thinks a pigpen is something to write with !

Yo momma says yo daddy has dikdoo...his belly sticks out more than his dikdoo !

Yo momma says you are the reason for birth control pills

Yo momma is so short...she plays handball against the curb !

Yo momma sucks... she can suck start a B-52
Yo momma sucks...she can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose

Yo momma is so fat her first job was at the drive-in, as the screen!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she fell and broke her leg... gravy poured out.

Yo Momma so fat she gotta iron her pants in the driveway!!!