Yo Momma....

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Yo momma is so stupid that when your Dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Continue.....

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Yo momma is like a door knob. Everyone takes a turn.
Yo momma is like a moped. Fun to ride until someone sees you on it.
Yo momma is like a tray of mints at a diner. Everyone has stuck their dirty fingers in there.

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

Yo mamma's so fat, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

Yo mamma's so old, I told her to act her age and she died

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she took a spoon with her to the superbowl

Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:02 pm

Yo Mamma's so fat,you have to roll her in flour and search for the wet spot.

Yo Mamma's so fat,you have to slap her leg and ride the wave in.

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

Yo momma's so old she made that joke up.

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Yo momma so fat, that when she taps her foot she shifts the world's axis.

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Yo Momma so ugly, the Dr. slapped himself.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3361 Age : 51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXkwiM0hIQ

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37963 Age : 54

Yo' Mama's like Ms Pac-Man - give her a quarter and she's ready to swallow.

Yo'Mama's butt so big it looks like two pigs fightin' over a Milk Dud.

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Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

Yo momma's so fat, it affects her self esteem.

Exo-Kill! Number of posts : 6497 Age : 47

Here's yo mamma! BIATCH!

I saw her trying to catch a tan down on the beach today!!!

Yo Momma.... Yomomma

Guest

Yo Momma so gaseous, she a superfund site.

Exo-Kill! Number of posts : 6497 Age : 47

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 19337 Age : 53

Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerrang.
Yo momma so fat, it taked her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is Rague.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2690 Age : 33

Yo momma's so poor, she got you an Xbox 180!

Yo momma's like a fence in Texas... everyday 100 Mexicans get on her! (actually got that one from the show Yo Momma... made me laugh out loud when I first heard it Laughing very hard

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Schbopo wrote:: Yo momma's so fat, it affects her self esteem.

This is my favorite so far. Smile

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Yo Momma's buttcheeks so fat, Moses can't even part them.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:25 pm

Your momma's so fat, buddah worships her.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49

Yo Momma's so fat, she's got her own zip code.

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Yo Momma.... Metal_metropolis_logo2

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37963 Age : 54

kmorg wrote:: Yo Momma's so fat, she's got her own zip code.

...and her own congressman, and five exits off the 101 freeway.

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49

Yo Momma so fat, when she farts whole eco systems dies.

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Yo Momma.... Metal_metropolis_logo2

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Yo momma so fat, the earth revolves around her.

Metal master Number of posts : 828 Age : 51

Yo momma so fat yo pappy rolls over three times & he is still on top of her.....

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Yo momma's so fat that her belt size is the equator
Yo momma's so hairy she's got afros around her nipples
Yo momma's so fat she makes King Kong look anorexic
Yo momma's so black that you had to get taken away from her at birth because they feared you'd be afraid of the dark (saw that on the show when channel hopping Razz

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Yo momma's so dumb she got run over by a parked car
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in tescos and almost starved to death

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