Christmas Hangover

My mouth is dry from chocolate residue
My belly is gurgling, so much Mountain Dew
I'm distraught that the day is over so fast
And at how quickly it slipped into the past
My hair is a mess, hung limp over my eye
My stomach still hurts, I had too much pie
May need to vomit, and we'll find out soon I think
Stayed up all night listening to The Kinks
Christmas always rules, and it's always enough
To bribe goodness with the awesome power of stuff
I hope this headache will subside soon
I'm really not fond of getting up at noon
Tell me immediately if I start to drool
Nobody will notice if I do it in the pool
Christmas is always a big event, bigger than a cow
But the question right after is always "What now?"
So I hope this Christmas Hangover subsides
As long as I don't wind up looking at my insides

Happy day-after.